【学英语】老友记第一季第一集中英文台词S01E0.docxVIP

《老友记》 第一季 第一集（中央咖啡厅）没什么好说的！他只不过是我的同事Theres nothing to tell. Its just some guy I work with.少来了，和你交往的男人…Come on. Youre going out with a guy.多多少少一定有点问题！Theres gotta be something wrong with him.他既驼背又戴假发？So does he have a hump and a hair piece?等一下，他是不是会吃粉笔？Wait. Does he eat chalk?我只是不希望你 重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙I dont want her to go through what I went through with Carl. Oh.各位放轻松，这不算约会Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date.不过是两个人一起出去吃晚餐 而且不上床Its just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.对我来说这就是约会Sounds like a date to me.做了个梦，在中学时代 我站在餐厅中央…Im back in high school, in the middle of the cafeteria...突然发现自己全身赤裸...and I realize Im totally naked.对，没错 我做过那样的梦Oh, yeah. Ive had that dream.我低头一看，看见有一个电话…Then I look down and I realize there is a phone...在那里...there.而不是… 没错Instead of... Thats right!我没做过那样的梦 没有That one, Ive never had. No.突然，那个电话响了All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.结果是我妈妈打来的And it turns out its my mother.这非常奇怪 因为她从来都不会打电话给我！Which is very, very weird because she never calls me.嗨Hi.这家伙说〝嗨〞的时候 我却想杀了我自己This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.你还好吧，亲爱的？Are you okay, sweetie?我就感觉好像某人伸手进我的喉咙 抓住我的小肠，从我的嘴里拉出来I feel like someone grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth...再在我的脖子上打结… 要吃饼干吗？...and tied it around my neck. Cookie?卡萝今天搬走了她的东西Carol moved her stuff out today.哦Oh.我给你拿杯咖啡 谢谢Let me get you some coffee. Thanks.呃Ew. Unh.不，不要！ 不要清理我的光环！No. No, dont! Stop cleansing my aura.不要管我的光环，好吗？Just leave my aura alone, okay?我会没事的，好吗？真的 我希望她开心Ill be fine. All right? Really. I hope shell be very happy.不，你并不希望 是的，我不希望！No, you dont. No, I dont.叫她去死，是她离开了我！To hell with her. She left me!你从来都不知道她是女同性恋And you never knew she was a lesbian.不知道！行了吧！No! Okay?为什么每个人老是要提出来？Why does everyone keep fixating on that?她都不知道，我又怎么会知道？She didnt know. How should I know?有时候我希望我是女同性恋…Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.我讲得很大声吗？Did I say that out loud?没事的，罗斯 你现在感到很痛苦All right, Ross. Look, youre feeling a lot of pain right now.你很生气，很伤心Youre angry. Youre hurting.我能告诉你解决方法是什么吗？Can I tell you