六人行2-2TheOneWiththeBreastMilk.docVIP

六人行2-2The One With the Breast Milk [Scene: Monica and Rachels, Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang.] Monica: (entering from her bedroom carrying a present) Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know hes gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldnt resist. (There a little pair of Nike shoes.) Phoebe: Oh, look at these! Hey, Ben. Just do it. (Ben starts to cry) Oh my God, oh, ok, was that too much pressure for him? Susan: Oh, is he hungry already? Carol: I guess so. (Carol starts to breast feed Ben.) Chandler: You know, its... (sees the feeding taking place next to him) something funny about sneakers. Ill be right back. (Goes into the kitchen) Joey: (joins him) I gotta get one, too. Ross: (following them into the kitchen) What are you guys doing? Chandler: Were just hanging out by the spoons. Ladle? Ross: Look, would you guys grow up? That is the most natural beautiful thing in the world. Joey: Yeah, we know, but theres a baby suckin on it. Ross: This is my son having lunch, ok? Its gonna happen a lot, so youd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if youre uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carols fine with it, now come on. (They go back into the living room) Ross: Carol? Chandler: Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding? Carol: Sure. Joey: Uh, does it hurt? Carol: It did at first, but not anymore. Joey: Chandler? Chandler: So, uh, how often can you do it? Carol: As much as he needs. Joey: Ok, I got one, I got one. Uh, if he blows into one, does the other one get bigger? Opening Credits [Scene: Central Perk, the gang is all there.] Julie: Rachel, do you have any muffins left? Rachel: Yeah, I forget which ones. Julie: Oh, youre busy, thats ok, Ill get it. Anybody else want one? All: No thanks. Julie: (To Rachel) Oh, youre losin your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her) Rachel: (to Julie) Thank you. (under her breath to Chandler) What a bitch. J