六行人2-20TheOneWiththeTwoParties.docVIP

六行人2-20The One With the Two Parties [Scene: Moondance Diner. Ross, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are sitting at the counter, Monica is working. Monica is wearing her costume, including big fake breasts.] MONICA: So, Ill get candles and my moms lace tablecloth, and since its Rachels birthday, I mean, we want it to be special, I thought Id poach a salmon. ALL: Ohhh. MONICA: What? ROSS: Question. Why do we always have to have parties where you poach things? MONICA: You wanna be in charge of the food committee? ROSS: Question two. Why do we always have to have parties with committees? JOEY: Really. Why cant we just get some pizzas and get some beers and have fun? ROSS: Yeah. PHOEBE: Yeah, I agree. Ya know, I think fancy parties are only fun if youre fancy on the inside and Im just not sure we are. MONICA: Alright. If you guys dont want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want. [Joey is staring at Monicas breasts] MONICA: Joey theyre not real. I start miles beneath the surface of these things, ok, theyre fake. See [squeezes her breast] honk honk. CHANDLER: Wow, its, its like porno for clowns. OPENING TITLES [Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are planning Raches birthday party.] ROSS: I talked to Rachels sisters, neither of them can come. MONICA: Ok, um so, I still have to invite Dillon and Emma and Shannon Cooper. JOEY: Woah, woah, woah, uh, no Shannon Cooper. PHOEBE: Why not her? JOEY: Cause she uh, she steals stuff. CHANDLER: Or maybe she doesnt steal stuff and Joey just slept with her and never called her back. MONICA: Joey that is horriable. JOEY: Hey I liked her, alright. Maybe, maybe too much. I dont know I guess I just got scared. PHOEBE: Im sorry, I didnt know. JOEY: I didnt think anyoned buy that, ok. [Rachel enters] ROSS: Hi honey, how did it go? RACHEL: Agh, it was the graduation from hell. CHANDLER: Ya know, my cousin went to hell on a football scholarship. RACHEL: Ya know, I mean this is supposed to be a joyou