令人无语的翻译.docxVIP

1． we two who and who？　　??????? 咱俩谁跟谁?阿　　2． how are you ? how old are you?　　??????? 怎么是你，怎么老是你?？　　3． you dont bird me,I dont bird you　　??????? 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你?　　4． you h口口e seed I will give you some color? to see see,broth?ers！toget?her up ！　　??????? 你有种，我要给你点?颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！　　5． hello? every?body!if you h口口e somet?hing to say,they say! if you h口口e nothi?ng to say,go home!!　　??????? 有事起奏，无事退朝　　6． you me you me　　??????? 彼此彼此　　7． You Give Me Stop!!　　??????? 你给我站住?！　　8． know is know nokno?w is nokno?w　　??????? 知之为知之?，不知为不知?…　　9． WATCH? SISTE?R　　??????? 表妹　　10．drago?n born drago?n,chick?en born chick?en,mouse?s sons can make hole!!　　??????? 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子?会打洞！　　11．Ameri?can Chine?se not enoug?h　　??????? 美中不足　　12．one car come one car go ,two car pengp?eng,peopl?e die　　??????? 车祸现场描?述　　13．heart? flowe?r angry? open　　??????? 心花怒放　　14．go past no mista?ke past　　??????? 走过路过，不要错过　　15．小明：I am sorry?!　　??????? 老外：I am sorry? too!　　??????? 小明：I am sorry? three?!　　??????? 老外：What are you sorry? for?　　??????? 小明：I am sorry? five!　　16.If you want money?,I h口口e no; if you want life,I h口口e one!　　??????? 要钱没有，要命一条　　17．I call Li old big. toyea?r 25.　　?????? 我叫李老大?，今年25。　　18．you h口口e two down son。　　?????? 你有两下子?。　　19．as far as you go to die　　?????? 有多远，死多远！！！！　　20．I give you face you dont wanna? face,you lose you face ,I turn my face　　?????? 给你脸你不?要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸Likes? a perso?n needi?ng the reaso?n? Does not need? Needs?? Ya, I am study? with you, does is that earne?st? How many broth?ers do you have the siste?rs? Your paren?ts still? at? You said the sente?nce speec?h, I only am want in at the point? of death? befor?e a multi?- junct?ions frien?d. The perso?n and the spiri?t all are the mothe?r fresh?, the diffe?rent perso?n is the perso?n the mothe?r fresh?, the monst?er is the monst?er the mothe?r fresh?...... there?fore said makes? the monst?er on likel?y to be the perso?n to be same, must have the benev?olent? heart?, had the benev?olent? heart?, no