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10篇英语笑话带翻译 　　How to Become Rich 如何致富 　　Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you dont give me a nickel Ill tell my father. 　　Sisters boyfriend: No, dont do that. Heres a nickel. 　　Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter Ive made this month. 　　弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。 　　姐姐的男朋友：不要那样做。给你五分钱。 　　弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。 　　But the teacher cried 可是老师哭了 　　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled(被宠坏的) . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum(乱发脾气) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmothers loving arms. 　　When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. 　　Was school all right? she asked, Did you get along all right? did you cry? 　　Cry? John asked. No, I didnt cry, but the teacher did! 　　六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。 　　约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：学校怎么样?你过的好吗?哭了没有? 　　哭?约翰问，不，我没哭，可老师哭了。 　　他的耳朵在我衣兜里 　　Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, What happened? 　　A kid bit me, replied Ivan. 　　Would you recognize him if you saw him again? asked his mother. 　　Id know him any where, said Ivan. I have his ear in my pocket. 　　伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?” 　　“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。 　　“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。 　　“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。” 　　醉酒 Drunk 　　One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, Whats the meaning of the word Drunk, dad? Well, my son, his father replied, look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk. 　　But, dad, the boy said, theres only ONE policeman! 　　一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀!” 　　Stupid Question 　　Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed h