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十分搞笑 ——英汉双语笑话 目 录 CONTENTS 1. Aircraft Crew 飞机乘务员 2 2. Try on Clothes 试衣服 3 3. Wrinkles Are Back 皱纹都回来了 4 4. Good Spot 好位置 5 5. If Microsoft First Invented Books 如果微软最先发明了书 6 6. Plastic Surgery Is Better 不如整容 8 7. Short Manager 当着矮子别说短话 9 8. Get Used to 见怪不怪 10 9. In a Perfunctory Way 敷衍了事 12 1o. Do Not Fear Earthquakes 不惧地震 13 11. Special Circumstances 特殊情况 14 12. Good Marksmanship 好枪法 15 13. Processing Color Film 底片如此 16 14. Run Faster than the Car 飞毛腿胜过老爷车 17 15. Punishment 惩罚 18 16. Have Been Married a Couple of Times 多次结婚者 20 17. Different Views 视角不同 21 18. Unintelligible Talk 不知所云 22 i 19. Speeding 开快车 24 2o. Replacement Scolded 代人受过 25 21. Longevity 老寿星 26 22. Smoker 吸烟者 27 23. Married for Child 奉子成婚 28 24. Fish Hook 鱼钩钩手 29 25. Atheist 无神论者 30 26. Number Game 数字游戏