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美剧台词 friends第一季第十集
110 The One With the Monkey
[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Ross is entering.]
Ross: Guys? Theres a somebody Id like you to meet.
(A monkey jumps on to his shoulder.)
All: Oooh!
Monica: W-wait. What is that?
Ross: That would be Marcel. You wanna say hi?
Monica: No, no, I dont.
Rachel: Oh, he is precious! Where did you get him?
Ross: My friend Bethel rescued him from some lab.
Phoebe: That is so cruel! Why? Why would a parent name their child Bethel?
Chandler: Hey, that monkeys got a Ross on its ass!
Monica: Ross, is he gonna live with you, like, in your apartment?
Ross: Yeah. I mean, its been kinda quiet since Carol left, so...
Monica: Why dont you just get a roommate?
Ross: Nah, I dunno... I think you reach a certain age, having a roommate is kinda pathe- (Realises) ....sorry, thats, thats pathet, which is Sanskrit for really cool way to live.
Opening Credits
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is getting ready to sing. Joey is not there.]
Phoebe: So you guys, Im doing all new material tonight. I have twelve new songs about my mothers suicide, and one about a snowman.
Chandler: Might wanna open with the snowman.
(Enter Joey)
All: Hey, Joey. Hey, buddy.
Monica: So, howd it go?
Joey: Ahhhhhh, I didnt get the job.
Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.
Joey: I dunno. Some fat guys sleeping with the store manager. Hes not even jolly, its all political.
Monica: So what are you gonna be?
Joey: Ah, Im gonna be one of his helpers. Its just such a slap in the face, yknow?
Rachel: Hey, do you guys know what youre doing for New Years? (They all protest and hit her with cushions) Gee, what?! What is wrong with New Years?
Chandler: Nothing for you, you have Paolo. You dont have to face the horrible pressures of this holiday: desperate scramble to find anything with lips just so you can have someone to kiss when the ball drops!! Man, Im talking loud!
Rachel: Well, for your information, Paolo is gonna be in Rome this New Year, so Ill be just as pathet
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