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美剧台词 《friends》第一季第五集 105 The One With the East German Laundry Detergent [Scene: Central Perk, all six are there.] Monica: Would you let it go? Its not that big a deal. Ross: Not that big a deal? Its amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, theres one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as Im concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right? Rachel: Come on! You guys can pee standing up. Chandler: We can? All right, Im tryin that. Joey: Ok, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me. Phoebe: Oh, ok, you know what I dont get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care. (Long pause.) Ross: Multiple orgasms! Opening Credits [Scene: Central Perk, all are there.] Chandler: So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night! Joey: No plans, huh? Chandler: Not a one. Ross: Not even, say, breaking up with Janice? Chandler: Oh, right, right, shut up. Monica: Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. You just gotta do it. Chandler: No, I know, but its just so hard, you know? I mean, youre sitting there with her, she has no idea whats happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and theres the horrible awkward moment when youve handed her the note. Joey: Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man, just stop calling. Phoebe: You know, if you want, Ill do it with you. Chandler: Oh, thanks, but I think shed feel like were gangin up on her. Phoebe: No, I mean you break up with Janice and Ill break up with Tony. Ross: Tony? Monica: Oh, youre breaking up with Tony? Phoebe: Yeah, I know, hes sweet, but its just not fun anymore, you know? I dont know if its me, or his hunger strike, or, I dont know. Rachel: (waitressing) Does anybody want anything else? Ross: Oh, yeah, last week you had a wonderful, nutty, chocolatey kind of a cakey pie thing.