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美剧台词 《friends》第二季第三集 203 The One Where Mr. Heckles Dies CHANDLER: Hey. MONICA: So how was Joan? CHANDLER: I broke up with her. CHANDLER: They were huge. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them. RACHEL: Come on, they were not that huge. CHANDLER: Im tellin you, she leaned back, I could see her brain. MONICA: How many perfectly fine women are you gonna reject over the most superficial insignificant things? JOEY: Hold it hold it. I gotta side with Chandler on this one. When I first moved to the city, I went out a couple of times with this girl, really hot, great kisser, but she had the biggest Adams apple. It made me nuts. CHANDLER: You or me? ROSS: I got it. Uh, Joey, women dont have Adams apples. JOEY: You guys are messin with me, right? ALL: Yeah. JOEY: That was a good one. For a second there, I was like, whoa. PHOEBE: You name one woman that you broke up with for a real reason. CHANDLER: Maureen Rosilla. ROSS: Not hating Yanni is not a real reason. (knock) MONICA: Hello, Mr. Heckles. MR. HECKLES: Youre doing it again. MONICA: Were not doing anything. MR. HECKLES: Youre stomping. Its disturbing my birds. RACHEL: You dont have birds. MR. HECKLES: I could have birds. MONICA: Ok, Mr. Heckles, well try to keep it down. MR. HECKLES: Thank you. Im going to rejoin my dinner party. RACHEL: All right, bye-bye. CHANDLER: Ok, Janice. Janice. You gotta give me Janice. That wasnt about being picky. ROSS: Well give you Janice. PHOEBE: I miss Janice though. Hello, Chandler Bing. RACHEL: Oh, my, god. JOEY: Oh, Chandler, now, now, thats it. There, faster! MONICA: Stop with the broom, were not making noise. RACHEL: We won. We won! MONICA: Mr. Heckles. RACHEL: How did this happen? MR. TREEGER: He musta been sweepin. They found a broom in his hand. MONICA: Thats terrible. MR. TREEGER: I know. I was sweepin yesterday. It coulda been me.ROSS: Sure, sweepin. You never know. MR. TREEGER: You never know. PHOEBE: Ok, its very faint, but I can still sense him in the building. Go into the li