《老友记》中英文剧本第八季第二十集.docVIP

820 The One With The Baby Shower [Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower.] Rachel: (entering) Hi! Monica: Hey! Phoebe: Hey! Rachel: So what’s the final head count on my baby shower? Phoebe: About twenty, a couple people from work who had something else to do. Monica: Also both of your sisters called and neither can make it. Rachel: What?! You mean they’re not coming to a social event where there’s no men and there’s no booze?! That’s shocking! I don’t care, as long as my mom’s here. Monica: Oh my God, your mother! Rachel: What?! My mom’s not gonna be here?! Monica: Well, given that we forgot to invite her it would be an awfully big coincidence if she was. Rachel: My God! Monica: Well it wasn’t my fault, Phoebe was in charge of the invitations! Phoebe: Well I don’t, I don’t have a mother so often I forget that other people… Monica: (interrupting her) Oh give it a rest! Rachel: So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?! Phoebe: No. (Pause) Neither is mine. Monica: Okay, y’know what? Don’t worry, okay? We’ll take care of it. We’ll call her. Just go home and get ready. Rachel: Please, make sure she comes. It’s really important to me, I mean it’s my mom! Phoebe: I know. I know, what’s her number? Rachel: I don’t know. Monica: Go! I have it in my book. Go! (Rachel leaves and Monica calls Mrs. Green.) (To Phoebe) Wait a minute! If you’re in charge of the invitations why am I the one who has to call her—Hello Mrs. Green! Hi, it’s Monica Geller. Mrs. Green: Oh, hello Monica. Monica: (on phone) Hi, umm I know this is last minute, but we’ve decided to throw an impromptu baby shower for Rachel today. Mrs. Green: I know, my daughter’s told me about it when they received their impromptu invitations a month ago. Monica: Yeah, I’m sorry. I’m-I’m so sorry. Mrs. Green: For what dear? For not inviting me or lying about it? Monica: (To Phoebe) Oh my God, my ass is sweating! (on phone) Please! Please! Can you come? It’s today at four.