美国24个有趣地名的经典笑话.doc

美国24个有趣地名的经典笑话 　　在美国有一些地名取得相当的经典，人们总是拿这些名字开玩笑。以下的几段就是无聊的有心人士拿这些地名造的句。还附赠了美国地名经典笑话。戳中你的笑点了没？ 　　24 of the Funniest Town Names in America 　　I was holed up in Boring, Oregon, wondering whether I should try someplace different. So I hopped in my car and drove to Why, Arizona, to figure things out. After a few days I found my answer in Whynot, Mississippi: I needed a town with some life to it. I made a beeline for Disco, Tennessee, where I danced so much, I wore out my shoes. The next day, I headed to Loafers Glory, 　　Afterward I looked sharp enough to take a break in Handsome Eddy, New York. Eddy wasnt around, but I knew where to find him—in Loveladies, New Jersey, where it seemed that all the women were trying to get to Husband, Pennsylvania... 　　It was a tough town. One gal told me my romancing needed work and sent me to Sweet Lips, Tennessee. Heartbroken, I put the car on cruise control and drove to Lonelyville, New York, for a stiff drink. I made a pit stop in The Bottle, Alabama, and finally hit rock bottom in Condemned Bar, California 　　Pulling myself together, I grabbed breakfast in Oatmeal, Texas, lunch in Sandwich, Massachusetts, and dessert in Pie Town, New Mexico. I shouldve stopped eating after Greasy, Oklahoma, because I was feeling pretty sick by the time I left Lick Skillet, 　　In Brilliant, Ohio, it finally dawned on me—I had to cease my wandering ways. I parked in Do Stop, Kentucky, took out the map, and chose my new home. I didnt need Wealthy, Texas, or Fame, West Virginia. I found everything I needed in Happyland, 　　美国地名笑话： 　　第十名：Smile， KY(微笑，美国肯塔基州) 　　旅行者：能告诉我这里是哪儿么？ 　　路人甲：Smile 　　旅行者：(傻笑/猥琐地笑……)能告诉我这里是哪儿么？ 　　第九名：Okay， OK(好的，美国塔尔撒市西南部) 　　旅行者：能告诉我这里是哪儿么？ 　　路人甲：Okay 　　(旅行者含情脉脉地看着路人甲，等待他的回复。很长时间后……) 　　旅行者：能告诉我这里是哪儿么？ 　　路人甲：Okay 　　(旅行者再次的等待……)(重复N次相同对话后，旅行者和路人甲一起抓狂) 　　第八名：Uncertain， TX(不确定，美国德克萨斯州) 　　旅行者：能告诉我这里是哪儿么？ 　　路人甲：Uncertain 　　旅行者：哇，原来你也迷路鸟…… 　　第七名：Goodnight， TX(晚安，美国德克萨斯州) 　　旅行者：能告诉我这里是哪儿么？ 　　路人甲：Goodnight 　　旅行者：哈？现在是早上11点也…… 　　第六名：Stop，GA(停下，美国