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Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctors consulting-room. ? Doctor, he said, you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago. ? Good heavens, man! said the doctor. Why have you waited so long? Why dont you come to me on the day you swallowed it? ? To tell you the truth, Doctor, the poor man replied, I didnt need the money so badly then. ? 中文翻译： ? 一个看起来很难受的穷人走进大夫的诊室。 ? 大夫！他说，帮帮我！一个月前我吞了一分硬币！ ? 天哪，大夫说，早干嘛去了？你当时怎么不来看？ ? 实话告诉您吧，大夫，穷人说，我当时还不缺钱！ ? ? 英语老师问一个学生，“How are you是什么意思”?学生想how是怎么，you?是你，于是回答“怎么是你？”?老师生气又问另一个同学：“How old are you ?是什么意思？”?这个同学想了想说：“怎么老是你。”? ? Two Birds ?