英语小品剧本-《不差钱》英文版.pdfVIP

小品：“不差钱” （2009 年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目） Got the Money Anyway （舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰 情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉 着毛毛上场。） (This short play is set in a restaurant named Scottish Taste / Feel. Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.) Uncle Zhao Here we are. 赵本山：到了 Yadar Here we are. 毛毛： 到了 Uncle Zhao Its the most expensive restrant in Tieling:苏格兰 调情~~~ 赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店 这不，苏格兰调情（tiáo qíng） Yadar You got it wrong –苏格兰情调 ！！ 毛毛： 爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调（qíng diào） Uncle Zhao 情 调 （qíng diào） All right, . Were gonna have our meal here anyway. 赵本山：啊，情调？就搁这儿吃 Yadar But its very expensive. 毛毛： 爷爷，这家老贵的啦 Uncle Zhao So what? Weve got the money, 30,000 yuan. Wheres the bag? 赵本山：贵？咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢？ Yadar What bag? 毛毛： 我没拿包啊 Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it. 赵本山：装钱那包，黄包 Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛： 完了，让我落炕上了 Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you? 赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗？！这给你办事，落炕上了还 兜里还有钱吗 ？ Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan. 毛毛： 兜里，多少钱哪才？才 70 多块钱 Uncle Zhao Heres 400 more. 赵本山：我还有 400。行，够了 Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛： 这也不能够啊 Uncle Zhao It’s ok. Waiter! 赵本山：哎呀，够不够就这 了。服务员 ！ （小沈阳上）(Shenyang, the waiter, enters.) Shenyang Sorry, sir. Were of high class here. We dont take on stuff from street . 小沈阳：对不起大爷，我们这是高档酒店，不收农副产品 Uncle Zhao Were your customers. Dont we look like it? 赵本山：不是，我们是吃饭的。不像啊？(翻起衣服，露出衣服里面 的百元大钞) Shenyang oh yeah yeah yeah …. 小沈阳：是的是的 Uncle Zhao this is an important meal here, miss. 赵本山：