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1、Good use of cry 哭的妙用 The parents with their three-year-old son went to see film. When they walked into the cinema, the attendant said to them, “you’ll have to go out if your son cries. But we’ll refund you the tickets.” About half an hour later, the husband asked his wife, “What do you think of the film?” “I’ve never seen such a boring film.” His wife answered. “It’s not worth seeing.” “I don’t think much of it, either.” The husband said. “Wake the child up and let him cry.” 一对夫妇带着他们 3 岁的儿子去看电影。进电影院时，服务员对 他们说 ：“如果你们的儿子哭了，你们就得出去。不过我们会给你们 票的。”大约半个小时以后，丈夫对妻子说 ：“你觉得这电影怎么样 ？” “我从没看过这么没劲的电影。”妻子回答说，“真不值得看。”“我也不 喜欢看。”丈夫说：“叫醒孩子，让他哭。” 2、What a Smart Wife 家有笨妻 A newly married woman was sitting on a chair, looking vexed, when her husband came home. Whats up? Why do you look so troubled? the husband asked. The woman replied, Im so sorry. I was ironing your new suit and burned a hole in your trousers. And the man said, Thats all right. I have another pair that is exactly the same. Thank God you do. I used it to mend this pair, the wife responded. 有一个刚结婚的太太，坐在椅子那边，看起来很懊恼，她先 生回家看到她这个样子，就问：‘嗨，你怎么啦？为什么看起来这么懊恼 呢？’太太说：‘很抱歉，你那件新做的西装裤被我 坏了， 成一个洞 了。’他先生说：‘啊！那个没关系啦！我还有另外一件一样的裤子。’ 她说：‘是啊，还好我把那件新的拿出来补那件被我 坏的。’ 3、Endearing terms 英语幽默故事:可爱的称呼 Bernie was invited to his friends home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, and you keep calling your wife those pet names. Morris hung his head and whispered, To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago. Bernie 应邀来到他的朋友 Morris 家吃晚餐。在朋友家，Bernie 发 现，不管问他老婆什么 问题，Morris 总要在每句话的前面加上一些