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第 PAGE 页码 页码 页 / 总页数 NUMPAGES 总页数 总页数 页 六年级简单英语笑话精选 导读：我根据大家的需要整理了一份关于《六年级简单英语笑话精选》的内容，具体内容：近年来,冷笑话作为一种新兴的语言现象在网络、杂志上十分盛行。我分享六年级简单英语笑话，希望可以帮助大家!六年级简单英语笑话：Growing WildThere wa... 近年来,冷笑话作为一种新兴的语言现象在网络、杂志上十分盛行。我分享六年级简单英语笑话，希望可以帮助大家! 六年级简单英语笑话：Growing Wild There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except his thing. So, he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried in the sand, except for his thingie, which he left sticking out. Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking up over the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, Theres no justice in the world. The other lady asked what she meant. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. Now, I am 80 and the damn things are growing wild on the beach and Im too old tosquat. 六年级简单英语笑话：Life is an egg If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laidonce.You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all... The only chick thatever sat on your face was your mother. So cheer up...Your life aint that bad! Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay today. 六年级简单英语笑话：Heres Your Choice An old lady at a nursing home walks up to one of the male patients, lifts her skirt, points and says...Super Pussy, puts her skirt down and walks away. She then walks up another male patient, lifts her skirt, points and says...Super Pussy, drops her skirt and walks away. She then walks up to another man, lifts her skirt, points and says...Super Pussy, drops her