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柯南?奥布莱恩为2011年达特茅斯学院做了毕业致辞 美国著名脱口秀主持人柯南?奥布莱恩为2011年达特茅斯学院做了毕业致辞。前半部分有很多搞笑串场.后半部分柯南跟大家分亨了自 己的经历和人生经验：正是那些既定想怯的失败.才使我们成为独一无二的人！以下是滤讲全文： Ive been living in Los Angeles for two years, and Ive n ever bee n this cold in my life ? I will pay any one here $300 for GORE-TEX gloves? Anybody. Im serious? I have the cash? Before I begin, I must point out that behind me sits a highly admired President of the United States and decorated war hero while I, a cable televisio n talk show host, has been chose n to st a nd here and impart wisdo m. I pray I never witness a more damning example of what is wrong with America today. Graduates, faculty, parents, relatives, undergraduates, and old people that just come to these things: Good morning and congratulations to the Dartmouth Class of 2011 ? Today, you have achieved something special, something only 92 perce nt of America ns your age will ever know: a college diploma. Thats right, with your college diploma you now have a crush ing advantage over 8 perce nt of the workforce .5 talking about dropout losers like Bill Gates, St eve Jobs, and Mark Zuckerberg .I ncidentally, speaki ng of Mr. Zuckerberg, only at Harvard would someone have to inve nt a massive social network just to talk with someone in the next room. My first job as your commencement speaker is to illustrate that life is not fair. For example, you have worked tirelessly for four years to earn the diploma youll be receiving this weekend? That was great. And Dartmouth is giving me the same degree for interviewing the fourth lead in Twilight. Deal with it. Another example that life is not fair: if it does rain, the powerful rich people on stage get the tent. Deal with it. I would like to thank Preside nt Kim for in viting me here toda y. After my phone call with Preside nt Kim, I decided to find out a little bit about the man. He goes by President Kim and Dr. Kim. To his trie nds, he*s Jim Kim, J to the K, Special K, JK Rowling, the Just Kidding Kimster, and most puzzling, Stin