The Good, the Bart, and the Loki《好人、巴特与洛基（2021）》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

好人们 巴仔 和洛基洛基 你又一次触犯了阿斯加德的法律Loki, once again, for crimes against Asgard,为此你将被流放至地球you are banished to Earth.哪里 纽约 伦敦 还是巴黎Where to? New York? London? Paris?春田镇Springfield.不No!哥们 你咋啦Hey, man. Can I help you?你又怎会知道拥有一个冷漠易怒的父亲What would you know of a distant, abusive father?和一个完美无瑕的金发手足的感觉And a blonde-haired sibling whos always perfect?这不就是我的家庭吗Oh, have I got the family for you.我儿子说你会魔法So, the boy says youre magic.你能把这块猪排变成两块吗Can you turn one pork chop into two?我崇拜您 伟大的洛基I worship you, great Loki.差遣我吧 伟大的神 我从此否认一切其他神明Command me, O Lord. I renounce all other gods.这世界最不需要的就是更多的猪排了The last thing this world needs is more pork chops.拿下她Get her!别这样 巴特 我是你姐...No, Bart! Im your sis--凡擎动此锤者若其身负天资将获得索尔之力我不可能有这资质 还是放回去吧Well, theres no way Im worthy. Ill just put it back.再见了 自我怀疑Goodbye, self-esteem issues!丽莎成索尔了吗Lisa is Thor?这锤子其实也没那么牛逼Its not all its cracked up to be.我还把春田复仇者们带过来了And I brought the Springfield Avengers with me.这就是迪士尼收hearts;购hearts;漫威和福克斯之后的画风我这弹力伸缩裤可真不错啊I ruined my pants in a brand-new way.行吧 他们啥用都没有All right, theyre no help.但我不会饶了你的 洛基But youre through here, Loki!不不 你搞错了 侯默救我No, no! Youre making a big mistake. Homer, help me!侯默 其实我是...No! Homer, Im really--我们很爱你 儿子We love you so much, boy.好的 父亲Yes, Father.明天你能把傅兰德变成猪排吗Oh, and tomorrow could you turn Flanders然后交给我就行into a pork chop? Ill do the rest.好的 父亲Yes, Father.终于有了一个正常的家庭Finally, a functional family.老谋子 不敢相信Gee, Moe, I cant believe你今天请客让我们随便喝you gave us drinks on the house tonight.因为我并不是老谋子Thats because I aint Moe.我是洛基Im Loki.而这些啤酒会毁掉你们的人生And these beers will ruin your lives,溶解你们的肝脏 让你们充满悔恨dissolve your livers, fill you with remorse.还有虽然厂家说这瓶子是可回收的And though they say these bottles are recyclable,他们只是扔到海里处理掉they just fill up the ocean!你们的星球要完蛋了Your planet is dying!那也值了Still worth it.你坏坏Youre not nice!我想静静Privacy please.洛基 我可以用两个字就概括你的罪行Loki, I could give my verdict in two words or less,但如果用你的