Disaster Movie《灾难大电影（2008）》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

Oh, shit.该死的You just got Wolfed.你被贴上狼商标了What? That is an official trademark...什么 那是官方标志...that I am getting registered.我已经注册了Its a lot of stuff you gotta do, hoops you gotta jump through.你还有很多事要做 准备接受磨练吧Gotta get on the Internet.你该去上上网Gotta go to some stupid-ass website where you register a catch phrase.登陆那个傻帽网站 你可以注册自己的口头禅I wanted Bam, but Emeril had taken it.本想注册骗 但是 Emeri已经注册了Im rambling, man. Get up, man. Get up, man.我正等你呢 伙计 快起来Is the contender ready?攻擂者准备好没有?Ready. Is the gladiator ready?好了 守擂者呢?Three, two, one.3 2 1Things are heating up for the Wolf.狼的品牌发展在加速I just opened a Target in Reseda...我刚刚在Reseda剧院竖了块牌子......and my own brand of BBQ sauce.还有我自己品牌的烤肉酱Im calling it Wolfs BBQ Sauce, available in regular and chipotle.我命名它为狼牌烤肉酱 有原味和呛椒味You still going? You still want more of this, man?继续吗 还想打吗 伙计?I learned that in Oriental land.我从东土学来的Whoa, yeah. U.S. A!哈哈 美hearts;利hearts;坚hearts;合众国Theyre so small anyway, from steroids.怎么看他们都太小了 美国仙丹的作用A saber-tooth.剑齿虎Amy Winehouse?艾米·怀恩豪斯?Piss off.我生气了You dont wanna mess with a bitch straight out of rehab.别惹刚出戒毒所的娘们Listen, like the dinosaurs being destroyed by the Ice Age...好比冰河世纪灭绝了恐龙...you, too, will soon be extinct.你也准备灭绝了When?何时How much time do we have? Bloody hell.我们还能活多久 该死的Just calm down. Do you know youre speaking so fast...冷静 你语速太快...I cant even hear, mate? Youre making my head hurt.我听不清 伙计 我头都被你弄大了Or maybe that was the gasoline I drank.可能是我汽油喝多了Oh, my God, it was good. Oh, God, I love drinking gasoline.天啊 真爽 天啊 我喜欢喝汽油Its excellent for the vocal cords.有益于声带Thats my little secret.这是我的小秘密Youre welcome. How much time do we have?告诉你无妨 我们还能活多久Let me see.我想想Hang on a bit.等等There we go.拿出来了All right, lets have a look-see.好 我们来看看Everyones on Facebook.怎么都上FacebookIt says...它说......that the end of the world will be August 29th, 28.世界的末日是2008年8月29日Oh, God.天啊Bottoms up.先干为敬Sick.真恶Mark my words, leather boy.记