Death at a Funeral《葬礼上的死亡（2010）》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

葬礼上的死亡洛杉矶你想先确认一下吗...Would you like to see before, you know...好Yeah.布莱恩 这是谁Brian? Whos this?知道吗 我爸去世时我也问过同样的问题You know, I asked myself the same thing when my Dad passed.我问自己 这人是谁啊I said, who is this man?不是那意思 布莱恩 我说棺材里的人是谁No, no, Brian. Whos this in the coffin?-这不是我爸 -你确定吗- Because thats not my father. - Are you sure?难道我连自己爸爸长什么样都不确定吗Are you asking me if Im sure I know what my father looks like?人在悲痛时总有些糊涂 艾伦No, people make mistakes in a time of grief, Aaron.你自己看一下吧 老兄Look at the damn body, man.操Oh, shit.-你把成龙弄来了 -听我解释...- You got Jackie Chan in there! - Okay, listen...得了 布莱恩 你知道我爸长什么样Come on, Brian. You know what my father looks like.我们今天太混乱了We are very scattered today.这种事从没发生过This type of thing almost never happens.-从没发生过吗 -我说这句了吗- Almost never happens? - I said that out loud?这又不是汉堡店 怎么能弄错订单Its not Burger King. You cant just mess up my order.拜托 冷静下 我大概知道他在哪儿Please, just calm down. I think I know where he is.大概?You think?如果我爸在一小时内没能躺进这棺材If my Dads not in this coffin in one hour,那就你来躺then you have to take his place.-清楚没? -别担心 我会接他回来的- You got it? - Dont worry. Ill get him back.我保证 他就在另外两口棺材的其中一个里 I promise that. Hes in one of two places. 应该是第二口I think its the second place.行了 伙计们 收拾一下 棺材盖起来Listen, okay, guys? Lets pack this up. Close this.走吧走吧 出去Lets go, lets get out of here.等等 还有点事 我把钥匙给你了吗Wait a minute, before we move. Did I give you my keys?没 在车里 我把钥匙落在车里了No. they in the car. I left the damn keys in the car.走吧 伙计们 车门应该没锁Lets go, guys. I think its on.既然你这么不想去If youre so antsy about being here,干吗还要出来Whyd you come out in the first place?-你知道的 -我讨厌葬礼- You know why. - I hate funerals.就知道死死死All about death, death, death.举办葬礼并不是为了让人喜欢的吧 诺曼I dont think funerals are designed for anybody to like.也是I suppose.但我死的时候可不想要这种千篇一律的葬礼I dont want a regular funeral when its my time to go.我想要自己的忌日被纪念I want my life celebrated.就像安娜·尼科尔·史密斯 理查德·尼克松Like Anna Nicole Smith, Richard Nix