Love and Other Disasters《相思成灾（2006）》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

Hey, sleepy head!早啊 小懒虫You up? What time is it?你醒没 几点了Almost noon.都快中午了Im afraid youve got to go.抱歉 你该走了Excuse me? Youve got to go.什么 你该走了I have friends coming over for brunch.我等会儿有朋友要过来喝早茶What? In my apartment?什么 在我家吗Sorry.抱歉3 years and you still treat me like a one-night stand!都三年了 你还是把我当一hearts;夜hearts;情hearts;人对待Babies! Sorry, Im late. I had to deal with James.宝贝儿 抱歉迟到了 要安顿好詹姆斯James? I thought you broke up with James.詹姆斯 你们不是分手了吗I did. Hes just not taking it very well.分了 可他一直不愿接受What? All alone in his big, empty castle?不愿接受什么 要独守空房hearts;吗Be nice.留点口德Anyway, I had to give his ego CPR.总之 抚慰了一下他的自尊心How tiresome. What did you say?真是劳心 你都说什么了Oh you know, how great he is,说他是个好人啦how hes going to make the right girl so happy, how its really not him,以后肯定会遇上好姑娘 问题不在于他its blah blah blah... And he believed you?如此这般这般 他信你了Of course not! So then I had to fuck him.才怪呢 所以我才得睡他啊Right.这样啊Wheres Peter?彼得呢Babies,we missed you at brunch!宝贝儿 怎么没来一起吃饭Sorry, I had to finish 1, 500 words for Empire.抱歉 忙着给《帝国》写稿 要一千五百字Talullah sends her love. How is she?塔鲁拉问好了 她如何In love! With this Jamaican model I set her up with.恋爱中呢 和我介绍的那个牙买hearts;hearts;加模特Apparently, he shags her 4 times a day很显然 一天嘿hearts;咻hearts;四次and inspires her to write volumes of new poetry!激发了她源源不断的新诗创作灵感Isnt that great?很棒吧No, I hate Talullahs poetry.不好 我恨死塔鲁拉的歪诗了Speaking of shags, how was your date with Doug?说到嘿hearts;咻hearts; 你和道格进展如何了Fine. Fine? Just fine?还好 就只是还好而已Look, Jacks!阿杰 听着I really appreciate you trying to set me up with Doug我知道你是好意 给我介绍道格And Phil and John.菲尔 约翰之类的Whats wrong with Doug? Nothing, I just...道格怎么了 没怎么 就是 I just dont see much of a future together.没有什么发展空间而已How do you know that after one dinner?才吃过一顿饭 你就知道了Maybe because we have nothing in common?因为我们之间毫无共同点Thats not true. Youre an artist, Dougs an artist.你俩都是艺术家 怎么会没有共同点Dougs a florist!道格是花艺家Hes a horticultural designer.他是个园艺设计师Yea