《我和厄尔以及将死的女孩（2015）》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

我不知该如何讲述这个故事 I have no idea how to tell this story. 我甚至不知道该从何说起 I dont even know how to start it. 也许我可以引用那些 Like, I guess I could use one of those classic 经典小说的开头 story beginning sentences. 那是最美好的时代 那是最糟糕的时代 It was the best of times; it was the worst of times. 但是这句子究竟是什么意思 But what would that even mean? 我是说 显然对世间某处 I mean, obviously, somewhere in the world, 某人而言 这是最美好的时代 its the best of times for someone. 例如他正在享用丰盛的 Like hes eating all this insane 越南大餐而无需花钱... vietnamese food he just got for free... 而为他上菜的女士 and the woman who delivered the food 像极了暴hearts;动hearts;小猫乐队里的辣妹 looks exactly like the hot girl from Pussy Riot 而现在她正在角落里 and now shes situated in the corner 用竖琴奏出悦耳动听的旋律 playing unspeakably beautiful melodies on the harp, 而他只是埋头苦吃 while hes just going to town on that food. 所以没错 那是最好的时代 So, yeah, thats the best of times. 而此时此刻的另一人 Meanwhile, some other guy is having 被酷刑高手瓦解了意志... his will broken by professional torturers... 他们把他吊在满是鳄鱼的酸水池上 who are suspending him over a crocodile-infested pool of acid. 而由于酸水 And because its acid, 那些鳄鱼都被激怒了 these crocodiles are just pissed. 它们还散发出一种恶心的气味... And theyre also piping in that gross smell you get... 像是撒了许多牛奶 when they spill a bunch of milk 在学校停车场上的味道 in the school parking lot. 而这个强壮的行刑人 And this beefy torture dude 正把他打得屁hearts;股hearts;尿流 is just punching the hell out of him. 最糟糕的时代 达成 Worst of times. Check. 我完全不知道我在干什么 好了 看 我就这么开始吧 All right, look. Ill just start. 这故事讲述了我的高三生活 This is the story of my senior year of high school 以及它如何毁掉了我的人生 and how it destroyed my life. 还有我如何拍出烂到确实要了人命的电影 And how I made a film so bad, it literally killed someone. 我和厄尔以及将死的女孩 进入高三篇 我曾如此看待这里 I used to think about it this way: 仙利高中是一个自成一体的世界 Schenley High School was a world unto itself. 到高三时 我已精通这世界多个国家的 By senior year, I had mastered the languages and customs 语言和风俗 of its various sovereign states. 运动员国的点头礼 The head nods of Jock Nation. 瘾君子王国的碰拳礼 The fist bumps of the Kingdom of Stoners. 电影呆子人hearts;民hearts;共和国 The innocuous witt