《蒂米·菲列：错已铸成》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

*我必须保持真我**Ive gotta be me*你们好 人类同胞Greetings, fellow humans.你们即将看见的是What you are about to see我作为一个侦探的历史记事is a historical record of my life as a detective.这些记事严格地合乎客观事实It has been rigorously fact-checked.且是高度机密It is also highly confidential.但我已同意记录下来But I have agreed to document it因为这些专业知识 对每个想当侦探的人because my expertise is invaluable to anyone都是无价之宝who ever wanted to be a detective.显然 人人都想当侦探Which is probably everyone.即便如此 不要在家中尝试你将看到的这些技能That said, do not try any of what you are about to see at home.专业侦探的惊险生涯 是危机重重The high stakes world of a professional detective is dangerous,应接不暇 难以预测的fast moving, and unpredictable.尤其是遇上卡车Especially the part involving a truck,窗户和北极熊这三种东西的时候a window, and a polar bear.*成功之地**A world of success**正等待着我的来临**Its waiting for me**若我听从召唤**If I heed the call**必将继续流浪**I wont settle down**继续流浪**Wont settle for less...*错已铸成Mistakes were made.但我应该往前倒倒But I should back up.我是说这个故事 不是这辆卡车The story, not the truck.这是我生活的地方This is where I live.不是那里 是这里Well, not there, but, here.波特兰北部 在水塔的影子底下North Portland, in the shadow of this water tower.我叫废咧 蒂米·废咧My name is Failure, Timmy Failure.我的名字以前是这样写的My name used to be spelled like this.菲列但是有人把它改了But somebody changed it.废咧现在是这样的And now, its spelled like this.这个名字带有误导性The name is misleading,因为我绝对不是...because I am anything but...我只关心一件事I am only concerned with one thing...伟大事业greatness.在我的侦探事务所里I am the founder, president,我兼任创办者 总裁和首席执行官and CEO of my own detective agency.蒂米专线这是镇子里最优秀的侦探事务所Its the best detective agency in town.全球总部世界地图也可能是全世界最棒的Perhaps, the world.背包丢失这是我最新的案子This is my latest case.可能是我传奇生涯里最大一起案件Maybe the biggest of my storied career.这是我的搭档 他叫统统And thats my partner. His name is Total.一只680公斤的北极熊Hes a 1500-pound polar bear.他被归于濒危物种Hes classified as a vulnerable species,因为他北极的家在融化because his arctic home is melting.五十年后 北极消融的范围将超过So in 50 years, it retreated more than it had此前200年的总和in the