Siblings《贱精姐弟（2014）》第二季第四集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

Hurry up,动作快点I dont want to be late for the party.我可不想去派对迟到Why is Dad throwing himself a birthday party anyway?爸到底是为什么要给他自己办生日派对He never makes a big deal about birthdays.他一向都不怎么在乎过生日Because theyre awesome?因为派对很赞吗Hes been acting really weird lately.他最近总是怪怪的We went for lunch a few weeks ago几周前我们共进午餐and he was way more chilled out than normal.他比平常要冷静多了He even smiled a couple of times.甚至还笑了好几次What, you and Dad had lunch?什么 你和爸共进午餐Whenever I ask to hang out with him hes always like,不管什么时候我约他出去 他都会说Of course I dont want to play Frisbee这大下午的in the middle of the afternoon.我当然不想玩飞盘But dads always have a special bond with their oldest kids.做爹的和头生子之间总是有种特殊的羁绊Its thanks to me that he knows hes got healthy sperm.多亏了我 他才知道他的精hearts;子hearts;很健康Well, I think Ill be jumping to the top of我觉得要是他看到了我送的礼物the favourite kid list when he gets a load of my present.我就会一跃成为最受喜爱子女榜榜首It even plays a personalised message.它还能播放出拟人化声音Happy birthday, Dad. I hope you have a...老爹 生日快乐 希望你...Fuck. Shit. Oh, shit!操 妈的 妈的I spilt some soup on it when I was recording the message我录音的时候把汤洒在了上面and I cant figure out how to delete it.我又不会删录音I think my status as favourite kid is safe for now.我想我会稳坐最受喜爱的子女宝座Now come on.快点Help me find some junk in here帮我找个破东西出来当礼物that I can pass off as a thoughtful gift.我好混过去表表心意第二季第四集贱精姐弟Im not taking business calls,我不接工作电hearts;话hearts;Im trying to enjoy my fucking birthday.我他妈在享受我的生日呢Hey, Dad.你好 老爸Hi, how are you two? Hows work? Good.嗨 你们好吗 工作怎么样 挺好Ive managed to get around the Internet filter at my office,我成功地躲开了办公室的网络防护墙so I can watch clips with full frontal in them at my desk.所以我能坐在桌子后面看小黄hearts;片hearts;And what about you, Dan?你呢 丹Are you still spending your days trying to...你还在成天...What was it, invent a new egg?什么来着 发明新鸡蛋吗No, it was a new way of cooking eggs不是 那是一种全新的鸡蛋烹饪法instead of frying or poaching.不用煎啊煮啊But after I got salmonella for the fourth time,但在感染沙门氏菌四次之后I just sort of g