Siblings《贱精姐弟（2014）》第二季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

Can I get four chocolate muffins?我要四块巧克力松饼and cup of hazelnut syrup on the side? To take away.还要一杯配用的糖榛汁 带走Youre not staying?你不在这儿吃吗I thought we were having one of our famous Siblings Coffee Mornings?我还以为我们在享受姐弟咖啡早茶会呢OK, first off, thats not a thing weve ever done.首先 我们从没办过姐弟早茶会And secondly, Ive gotta be at the airport in an hour.其次 我得在一个小时之内到达机场Youre not buying duty-free cigarettes你不会又要去买hearts;hearts;免税烟and selling them on eBay, again?然后去网上倒卖hearts;hearts;吧Dad said its illegal. No, its a work thing.爸说过这违法 不是 是工作上的事Some bullshit consultant is coming over from the New York office有个狗屁顾问要从纽约办事处那边过来and theyre making muggins here go pick him up.他们让我这个倒霉蛋去接他Cool! I love Americans.赞 我喜欢美hearts;国hearts;佬hearts;No, its not cool. They always give me the shittiest jobs赞个屁 他们总是把最倒霉的活指派给我just because Im the youngest and the least qualified.就因为我年纪最小 资历最浅I should be at the top of pile,我应该深埋在文件堆里not having to babysit some flag-crazy,而不是去给什么迷恋旗帜hotdog-guzzling, Yankee fuckwit.大嚼热狗的白hearts;痴hearts;美hearts;国hearts;佬hearts;当保姆Holy shit! Is that Holly?我靠 那是霍莉吗Who?谁That girl I used to be ridiculously in love with.曾和我疯狂相爱的姑娘You say that about basically any girl who talks to you.基本只要是跟你说过话的妹子 你都这么说Holly was different.霍莉不一样She was like my summer girlfriend at that circus camp在我14岁去的那个马戏团夏令营里I went to when I was 14.她相当于我的女朋友Wait, circus camp was a real thing?等等 真有马戏团夏令营这码事I thought it was a euphemism Mum made up我还以为那是妈妈为了委婉表达for some sort of institute.某个组织名称而胡编乱造的Holly?霍莉吗Dan French?!丹·弗伦奇No shit! What are you doing here?不是吧 你在这儿干嘛呢I live nearby, I just came for some coffee with my sister.我住附近 跟我姐来买hearts;hearts;咖啡Tell her about our fling at circus camp.跟她说说我们在马戏团夏令营的情史She wont believe it happened. Oh, no, it totally happened.她不相信有这事 不 真的发生了Do you know, the last time I saw you,你知道吗 上一次我看见你时you asked me to slow dance, then got a boner.你邀我跳慢舞 然后你就勃起了Good times! So, what have you been up to?美好的日子啊 你这些年都在