Siblings《贱精姐弟（2014）》第一季第四集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

贱精姐弟 第四集这些牛角包你在哪里找到的Whered you find those croissants?不是找的 是我买hearts;hearts;的I didnt find them, I bought them.求你啦 汉娜Come on, Hannah, please?我这碗根本不是麦片 只是牛奶加印度香米This isnt even cereal. Its just a bowl of milk and basmati rice.如果你保证交房hearts;租 你就可以吃一个牛角包You can have a croissant if you promise to pay rent,或是不再用我的护发素也行or even just stop using my conditioner.我比较喜欢不交房hearts;租 同时拥有如丝秀发I think Id rather just not pay rent and have very silky hair.你在看什么What are you reading?《我喜欢》杂hearts;志hearts; 真实生活故事加名人八卦Lovin It Magazine. Real life stories and celeb gossip.你知道杰西卡·贝尔只喝浣熊奶吗Did you know Jessica Biel only drinks Raccoons milk?看 这里有篇文章写一对夫妻有一间Oh, look, theres an article here about a couple who run性hearts;爱hearts;地牢an erotic sex dungeon里面有秋千 水压自hearts;慰hearts;器Theyve got swings, and a hydraulic dildo machine,指交洞and...a fingering grotto.慢着 指交为什么还需要搞个洞啊Wait, why would you need a whole grotto just for that?这些我不需要Not for me, Im afraid.从来不喜欢这些幻想变hearts;态hearts;类的玩法Never been into any of that fancy, kinky stuff, you know?束缚 安全套 角色扮演Bondage, condoms, role play.抱歉 你刚刚说安全套吗Sorry, did you just say condoms?什么叫你不喜欢安全套What do you mean youre not into condoms?我不戴这个 简单就好I dont really wear them, just keep it simple.笑我老土好了Call me old-fashioned!你不是老土 你是他妈的白hearts;痴hearts;Youre not old-fashioned, youre a fucking idiot.妈 告诉他他得戴安全套Mum, tell him hes got to wear condoms.她说的对Shes right.小丹 你得采取保护措施 我是认真的Danny, youve got to wear protection. I mean it.如果你搭上了什么贱hearts;货hearts;If you knock up some tramp, 我可不会花钱帮你甩掉Im not going to pay to help get rid of it.而且你还得去检查一下And you should get yourself tested as well, 以免你得了梅毒发疯before you end up some syphilitic mad man穿着尿布在超hearts;市hearts;晃悠wandering around Lidl in a nappy.我不觉得这个听起来很糟I mean, I dont think that sounds so bad,不过好的 我明天去but FINE - Ill go tomorrow.你知道他们会钻东西进去吗You know theyre going to stick stuff up there?又粗又硬的东西Like, wide, rigid stuff.汉娜 别戏弄你的弟弟 真没意思Hannah, stop taunting y