Harley Quinn《哈莉·奎茵》第三季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

哥谭市。恶魔正在崛起。Gotham City. Demons are rising up.罪犯在阴影中呼吸。Criminals breathe in the shadows.鲜血像涂鸦一样涂刷街道。Blood paints the streets like graffiti.我的家需要夜翼。My home needs Nightwing.呃，有人想换座位吗？Uh, anyone want to switch seats?终于！嘿，下次我们偷一架隐形喷气式飞机，Finally! Hey, next time we steal an invisible jet,我们最好在它爆hearts;炸hearts;之前直接飞回家。lets just, like, fly home before it explodes.你好，阿尔弗雷德。Hello, Alfred.看起来浪子回来了……Looks like the prodigal son has returned...怎么了，哥谭市？你准备好舔我的脚趾了吗？What up, Gotham City? You ready to lick off my toes?哈莉和艾薇回来了！Harley and Ivy are back!这就是你如何蜡诗，你hearts;他hearts;妈hearts;的笨蛋。Thats how you wax poetic, you fucking dork.- 嗯 - 我会叫辆出租车。- Hmm.- Ill grab a cab.嗯，霍达·科特布，你的食品储藏室已经没法收拾了。Mmm. Hoda Kotb, your pantry is beyond organized.燕麦片架。我被堵住了！An oatmeal shelf. I am gagged!我的迈耶柠檬树终于结出了果实。My Meyer lemon tree is finally producing fruit.你知道，它们不像普通的柠檬。You know, theyre not like regular lemons.正是这种甜味的暗示造成了所有的差异...Its that hint of sweetness that makes all the diff--你好，泥脸和鲨鱼人！Hello, clayfaces and shark men!还有我！And me!我从巴黎给你买hearts;hearts;了便宜的哈德逊屁新闻明信片。I got your cheap Hudson News-ass postcard from Paris.我知道你在机场得到了这个狗屎。I know you got this shit at the airport.喂，喂，妈的！Oui, oui, motherfucker!哦，你回来了！并在墙上造出各种有趣的新窟窿。Oh, youre back! And creating all kinds of fun new holes in the wall.你知道酷助手先生那天改进了这种进门风格吗？Did you know Mr. Kool-Aid improved to that style of entry on the day?有些天赋是你教不会的。Some talent you cannot teach.好吧，窃取经典的商业点子只是开始Well, stealing classic commercial bits are only the beginning因为现在队员们又在一起了，我们有了疯狂的计划，哟！because now that the crews back together, we got mad plans, yo!我知道你们回来就是为了大干一场。I knew youd come back for a giant caper.那么我们要做什么呢？So what are we going to do?好吧，艾薇想出了有史以来最坏蛋，最天才，Okay, Ivy came up with the most badass, most genius,疯狂，性感，酷炫的计划！crazy, sexy, cool plan ever!喔，我……我可没想到那个地步。Well, I... I wouldnt go that far.它是又吓人又带劲，It is so awesome and fucked-up,能让莱克斯·卢瑟把屎拉在裤裆里！it would make Lex Luthor shit his pants!那个男人不会为了任何事情