5人搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》.pdfVIP

5人搞笑英语话剧剧本 《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 演员表： 西门吹雪 叶孤城 花满楼 king 旁白 道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。 第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠 旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow . Birds are dancing in the cold . A man is walking along the street ,step by step . Wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches . Y与X相遇． X：Oh ,I am sorry to knock you ! Y: Ha-ha, Never mind bay-bay. X:Excuseme， whoareyou on earth?Couldyou tellmeyour name? Y: Ha-Ha ,Iwon’tchangemy name!nomatterwhathappens. I’m the most famousYe Gu cheng. Who are you? X: I am Ximenchuixue. Y惊讶: Ar, ximenchui xue? X: Yes, what is wrong? Y: I heard that you are the besting Martial Arts? X: Great, you know me ! Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’t killme!Letme you go! X: No, I must kill you ! Y: I dontwant to be killed. There are a eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me! X: No way! Because we are fighting now! you know? Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don t force me! X: Pardon! (Y拿出一袋牛奶) X抢过牛奶:milk, very good!I like drinking it. How do you know that? Y: please drink it! X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha-ha Y: Do you still want to kill me? X: Sure, must!Milk is milk. Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good! Very good! I hope you will not forget what you said!? X: I’m sure I won’t! Y: Imustgiveyoua lesson!If Idontbeat your this time, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0! X捂着肚子，蹲下： Oach -Oach ! Y大笑：Ha-Ha…… X可怜状: help! Help!Where is the wash room? Y: What ? X: Toilet? Y: What ? X: The “WC”? Y: Oh, I see ,go along this streetand turn rightwhen you see a crossing road! X: Thanks, bye-bye. Y掏出纸屑吹:This is genuine snow! H:Stop!Protecting theenvironment isabasicobligation! Y: Who are you? H: Huamanlou! Have you seen ximenchuixue? Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now,ha…… H惊讶:Now you are the best in the world ! Y: You are right ! H : Teriffic !you are the one my king looking for !do you want join in us ? Y: Yes ,It’s very good . H: Ok , follow me , Let’s go to see my king ! Y: Ok ,Let’s go! 第二幕：无间道 H: My dea