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演讲中幽默的开场白--第1页 【演讲稿】 本文是（演讲稿频道为大家整理的《演讲中幽默的开场白》，供大家学习参考。 演讲中幽默的开场白篇一 《英语演讲幽默开场白》 幽默演讲——调侃自己（中英对照） 演讲者如何调侃自己作为一个演讲者， 我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨一种是我讲话声音太大了，他们无法入睡；第二种 是我讲得时间太长了，他们无法一直清醒。As a speaker, I’ve only had two complaints from audiences. One, that I talk so loud they can’t fall asleep. And two, that I talk so long they can’t stay awake.创新句子你们或者睡觉， 或者不睡，只要不打呼噜，我就接着讲。作为一个讲演者，他的演讲总拿来和林 肯的哥得堡演讲[一个著名的演讲]相比较。当他演讲结束时，也有悲伤、眼泪和 悲痛——特别是计划委员会。As a speaker, he has often been compared to Abraham Lincoln delivering the Gettysburg Addre . When he finishes hi speech, there is also sorrow, tears and mourning especially by the program committee.幽默注释演讲者讲得太糟糕了，组织者哭得很伤心。演讲 结束时，宴会主人感谢你从繁忙的日程中抽出时间来——你泰然自若，优雅地点 头微笑着，心里非常清楚你日历上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝点咖啡。Poise i when you finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking 演讲中幽默的开场白--第1页 演讲中幽默的开场白--第2页 time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program and you nod and smile graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast.幽默注释一些老干部退休后没什么事 干，有人请他参加一些活动，他还假装很忙，好象推开了很多事才赶去似的。过 去我演讲时常常会比较紧张，但那时我看到一条信息说如果你想象所有的观众都 是裸体会有所帮助。此时此刻，我站在这里想象着观众都是裸体，真的起作用， 我不再紧张了，但眼睛有些疲劳。I used to get nervous when giving a speech but then I read that it helps to think of the entire audience as being naked. And so, at this very moment, I’m standing up here imagining every one in this audience as being naked. And it really works. I no suffer from nervousness. Eyestrain. Yes.幽默注释把观众想象成裸体，意思是我不怕你们， 就不紧张了。创新句子大部分人站在讲台上都会有点儿紧张，我属于少部分人， 我非常紧张。我本人不自负——我简直不能告诉你们我是多么钦佩我这一点。 Personally, I have never been conceited and I can’t tell you how much I admire myself for that.幽默句子他因为自己不自负，所以变得非常骄傲。创新 句子我一点儿都不自负