[经典寓言剧] 守株待兔 Wait for Windfalls 英语短剧.pdfVIP

英语短剧剧本_守株待兔《Waitforwindfalls》

英语短剧剧本-守株待兔

（开始。树)上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方。导演走到台前]

导演：Action![跑下台]

[农夫冷酷地上。]

农夫：I’mafarmer.(稍停顿)[走两步]Amodernfarmer.(掏出墨镜戴上)[冷

酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头，继续保持冷

酷]WhenIwasyong,IstudiedinNan~tongMiddleSchool[掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给

观众看，收起]!SoI’mrichnow![开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look!Thisismy

modernmobile——MotorolaWC250!ThisismySwatch!ThismyMP3!Thisismy

shoesADIDAS!ThisisOh,sorry.Andlookat

——~…[不经意地掏出一个苹果]

this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠]DoUknowwhat’sthis?痒痒挠?Nonono~~It’smy

modern——锄头~!![看下表]It’stimetodosomefarming![开始弯下腰做出锄地

的动作，锄了两下，突然]Ohyes!Ithinkfarmingshouldbecombinedwith

music![掏出MP3戴上，开始很有激情地边锄地边唱]Farmingfarming,I’m

farming!FarmingshouldbecombinedwithmusicFarmingfarming,Im

~!’

farming!Farmingwillbefunnyandeasy~![边唱边锄边慢慢下台，把没用的道具拿

走，把有用的道具准备在口袋里][树走上前台]

树：I’matree!Icandomanythings!Icansing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，

Icandance!Imtall!AndImStrong!IF

边做边唱：哼哼哈西!!!][跳四小天鹅]’’

youhitme,youwill挂掉!Oh?Therecomesarabbit![引导观众看兔子A)。树站回

后台]

[兔子A上]

A

兔子(一开始不知道状况。以为自己扮演周杰伦，所以很热情地上场跟观众打

招呼)：Heyeverybody,I’mJay!IloveU!IloveNantong![展示新专辑《十一月的

肖邦》]NowletmesingoneofmynewsongstoU!Thenameofthesongis《发

如雪》![清清嗓子正要唱，这时候导演(范冰)上]

导演：[拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A的头]WhatareUdoing?!NowUarea

rabbit,understand?!ASorrysorrysorry

[兔子：][导演边说边夺过《十一月的肖

邦》。导演下台之前，看了下《十》]What’sthis?[看了看，惊喜地]Oh!It’s

mine!(很兴奋地拿着下场)

兔子A：OK,nowI’marabbit.Ijusthadmybreakfast.NowI’mjustwalking

aroundhere.Ithinkwalkingaftermealsisgoodformyhealth.[在场上转圈，悠

闲散步]

[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]

农夫：(惊喜地)Lunch![扔掉痒痒挠]Iwillcatchit![偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走]

[农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继

续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两