英语四人短剧《The Blood of cet4》绝对经典_原创.pdfVIP

英语四人短剧《TheBloodofcet4》绝对经典_原创

TheBloodofCET4

第一幕

（道具：桌子书馒头三个）

ABCBCDA

上，看到凳子坐下，走过来，点菜

A:waiterwaiter

！！

DYoucome,mydearbrother(笑脸状)

A:Doyouhaveanybeef?

D:Nobeef

A:doyouhaveanywine?

D:nowine.

A:Doyouhaveanyrice

D:norice

A:youcanhavethis(学赵本山)

D:Ireallydonthavethis

A:kao!whatdoyouhave?(愤怒惊讶状)

D:bread.Doyouwantsome?

A:ok,iamdyingofstarvation

D:here

D拿馒头

A:heihei,haveyouseenthisbook?拿出一本书，写着四级答案大字

D:wow!!眼睛睁得特大!!!wheredidyougetit?

A.IGETITFROMMYMOTHERSbrotherssisitersaucles,,,,

D:stop！！！CanIhavealook?

A:Itseemsthatyouareatalent,Ihavetosellit!

D:WOW!!

A:onlytenYuan!!AndIwillgiveyouapresentinaddition!

D:areyousure,sir?

（翻书后，D狂笑）

D:soeasy!!!Thankgodness,icanpasstheBandfourExamination!!不付钱，

狂跑

A:baby,youforgettopayit,,baby,,,

第二幕

B:wow!thebreadlookssodelicious!I’mhungrynow!

C:waiter!Hownicethebreadis!Ihavebeenfindingitallthemorning.Could

yougiveittome?

D:Itellyouasecret.IhavetheanswertoBandFourExaminationforthis

year

B:giveittous.

C:ifyougivemethe,mymotherfatherbrothersisterandIwillthankyou

forever!!

D:howmuchmoneydoyouhave?

C

(摸了摸口袋，大喜状，然后拿出一元钱)

C:isoneYuanenough?

D:areyoumakingfun??Gohomeandaskyourmothertogiveyou

B:I’mangrynow!!!Goandfight!!!（转过头）shibaluohan!!!!!

D:whoareyou?Whereareshibaluohan??

B:mynameisshiba!

C:mynameisluohan!

B:Theroadisbuiltbyme（踩凳子）

C:andIplantedatree（踩凳子）

B:ifyouwanttogobythisstreet（准备踩凳子但是发现没地方踩于是踩C

C

的脚，大叫,受伤）

B:giveusallyourBOOKS!

D:doyouthinkIwillafraidofyou?Iamthemasterofkungfu!

A从后面走过来，刚好被B抓住

Dsethimfree.Dontmove

C:IWantaBMW

D:NOBM