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224 The One With Barry and Mindys Wedding [Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there as Joey enters]RACHEL: Hey Joey, howd the audition go?JOEY: Incredible! I met the director this time and youll never believe who it was.ALL: Who?JOEY: All right. Ill give you one hint. Warren Beatty.ALL: Wow!JOEY: Yeah, theres just one thing that might be kindve a problem. See, I, uh, had to kiss this guy.CHANDLER: Cause he was just so darn cute.JOEY: No, as part of the audition. See, Im up for this part of this guy, who the main guy kisses.ROSS: Well, hey. Youre an actor, I say you just suck it up and do it. (Rachel looks at him in disbelief) Or you just do it.JOEY: I did do it, Im a professional.MONICA: Then whats the problem?JOEY: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says good actor, bad kisser. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, thats like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother. PHOEBE: Well, come on, who cares what that guy thinks. What does Warren Beatty know about kissing (Chandler and Monica, give her a look that says think about it) Ooh.OPENING CREDITS[Scene: continued from earlier]CHANDLER: Hey, what did your agent say?JOEY: Yep, this kiss thing is defiantly a problem, Mr. Beatty wants to see it again on Monday. Man, I gotta figure out what Im doing wrong. Oh, okay, one of you girls come over here and kiss me.MONICA: What, forget it!RACHEL: Yeah, right.JOEY: Come on, I need your help here.PHOEBE: All right. Ill do it, I kissed him before I can do it again.JOEY: You see this, this is a friend.PHOEBE: Uh-huh, lets go. (they move in to kiss) Oh, wait I have gum. Okay. (they kiss rather passionately) Good, very good, firm but tender. Id recommend you to a friend.JOEY: Then I dont know what it is. Whats the problem?MONICA: Joey, you know, maybe your just not used to kissing men, maybe you just tensed up a little, maybe thats what you need to work on.JOEY: Yeah, that makes sense. (looks at Ross)ROSS: Over my dead body! (Joey