羊肉串和纳税人（英文小品）.pptVIP

羊肉串和纳税人（英文小品） Taxpayer Vendor 许标 崔燕伟 Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue. There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 years. Now, the tax collector, xubiao, and the tax payer cuiyanwei, a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change. The first Act happened in 1980s. C: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one,want nine. Hi, Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up, ) X: Tax! Pay the tax! C: (change faces) Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here’s no taxi. X: Tax! T---A ---X! C: What’s the tax? I just know taxi! Do you want me to call a taxi for you? Taxi----! Taxi----! X: Enough! Are you the vendor? C: No , No, No, no! I m just have a look. The vendor has gone to the toilet. X: Not the vendor ? Impossible! you ve been here for 2 hours. C: Really ? (Xiaofu: Yes, of course.) How do you know it? X: The window of my office is open to here and I ve been looking at you for two hours. C: It’s a big bug! X: Oh. Don’t waste my time! Please pay the tax---- 10 Yuan! C: 10 yuan?! My god. I had just earned 20 Yuan one day! 5 Yuan, ok? X: Dont cheat me, youve sold more than 2 hundred ones. C: 6 yuan, my dear gentleman. 7 Yuan, my lovely kindness . C: Not for you ,not for me, lets split the difference. 8 yuan ,ok ? X: (looking around) All right ,a deal. But no receipt. (Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left) C: What a smart man! Bad luck! I’m bankrupt. I have to change my place. Hope I would not meet him any more! Let’s go!