摩登家庭第一季第九集英文剧本.doc

Scene: Hospital Jay: Do we know anything? Mitchell: Oh, no, they’re in there now with the doctor. We’re lucky, though – the paramedics said it could’ve been a lot worse. Jay: My god, how did this even happen? Scene: A few hours earlier at Claire Phil’s house Phil: There he is! Big day’s coming up. What do you want for your birthday, big god? Luke: It’s okay; I’m good. Phil: Come on. The sky’s the limit. Dream big, my boy. Luke: Well, I guess I could use a belt. Claire: A belt? Luke: Yeah, you’re right. I don’t need it. The extension cord works pretty good. (Commentary) Phil: Every year, Luke’s birthday falls right around Thanksgiving, and so it gets lost in the holiday shuffle. Claire: Yeah, one year we forgot completely and we had to improvise a cake of stuffing. Phil: Which, by the way, he was fine with. He’s one of those kids: you get him a gift and all he want to do is play with the box. Claire: Yeah, one year we actually just… got him a box. A really nice box. Phil: And we made the mistake of putting it in a gift bag. Claire: So he played with the gift bag. Phil: …We can’t get it right. Claire: No. (Cut back to scene) Phil: I feel terrible. Claire: Oh… Phil: We’ve got to do something. Claire: Yeah… Um, well, you know the family is gonna be together for Thanksgiving for the first time in I-don’t-even-know-how-long, so… Phil: I am so with you. We should blow this out and throw Luke the best birthday party of all time. Claire: Yes! Yes, we’ll order a whole bunch of pizzas and, and then set up an arts and crafts table. Phil: A what? Claire: Y-yeah, a crafts table! You know, everybody… gathers around and they make stuff and then bam! They’ve got their own party favour. Phil: (snorts)?Sorry, I fell asleep while you were describing the most boring party ever.?(gets hit by Claire)?Ow! Scene: Cameron Mitchell’s house Cameron: See you in a few hours. Phil: Yeah. Thanks again karaoke machine. I’ll give it back to you right after the party. Cameron: That’ll be great. Mit