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JOES HAMBURGER RESTAURANT Server: Hi. Welcome to Joes Hamburger Restaurant, [Hi] home of the one-pound super deluxe hot and spicy cheeseburger. Will this be for here or to go? Customer: Uh, to go. Server: Okay. What would you like today? Would you like to try the one-pound super hot and spicy cheeseburger? Customer: Uh. I dont think so. Id probably have heartburn for a week after downing that monster. Server: Well. Its our house special this week, and it comes with fries, and a large specialty drink called Everything-but-the-kitchen-sink. Customer: A what? Everything-but-the-kitchen-sink? What in the world is that? Server: Well, its a little mix of everything in a large cup: Pepsi, Sprite, Fanta Orange, and lemonade with crushed ice and a scoop of ice cream. Customer: Ah, that sounds disgusting. Server: Hey, itll grow on you. Customer: Nay, I think Ill just order a hamburger with some mustard and lettuce and a glass of water. Server: Boring. Hey. Would you care for anything else like a side order of amazing cheesy onion rings? Customer: No thank you. Onion rings usually dont agree with me. Server: Hmm. Okay. Your total comes to ten ninety ($10.90). Customer: Ten ninety? For just a hamburger?! Youve got to be kidding Server: Well, the one-pound super deluxe hamburger is nine dollars. Customer: Hey, I didnt order a one-pound burger. I just wanted a simple burger. Thats all. Server: Well, sir. Joes Hamburger Restaurant only serves one-pound burgers. [Man!] The one-pound super hot and spicy, the one-pound barbecue burger, the one-pound bacon cheese burger, the one-pound . . . Customer: No, no. Those are all huge. Server: Well, sir. If you really want something smaller [Yeah], you should order from the kids menu: The half-pound super hot and spicy burger, the half-pound barbecue burger, the half-pound bacon cheese burger, the half-pound . . . Customer: No. Those are still giant burgers. Server: Well, in these parts, we are hearty ea