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标点符号趣味故事(国外英文资料)

标点符号趣味故事(国外英文资料) Funny stories with punctuation marks A man always gets a lawsuit. On New Years day, he said to his family, no one can litigate this year.. And paste a couplet, it reads good this year, unlucky less, not litigation.. Just without punctuation. As a result, when the youngest son came to visit his family, he read out the couplet, which surprised the whole family. What he reads is: good luck this year, no lawsuit.. In ancient times, there was a scholar who wanted to enroll students. He did not charge for the poor children, but he paid a lot for the rich children. He wrote a notice, which he wrote: ? no rice also no poultry can also be no fish or no money can be When the poor children came, he was a kind of reading method: the rich children came, and he was a kind of pronunciation ? Please point out his two pronunciations by using different punctuation methods The poor: no rice can also be no poultry can also be no fish or no money can also be The rich: no rice also no poultry can also be no fish or no money can also be The poor: no rice can, no poultry can, no fish can, no money can also be. For the rich: no rice, noodles can; no chicken, ducks can; no fish, meat can also; without silver, money can also be. Wang Yong fry rich Wang Yong is intelligent and brave. On his love and the rich and powerful people. A rich man to avenge him, deliberately hired him to do this. One day, the rich man and his wife were playing chess and called Wang Yong to the front and said, lets win or lose.. Who do you think will win the chess game? Right, give you a gold ingot; guess wrong, you hit 20. ? Wang Yong immediately wrote, you win, she loses. four words. ??? he deliberately lost the wife, triumphantly to beat Wang Yong in 20. You beat her? Wang Yongnian said Lose! Rich men have nothing to say. In the second set, the rich man won his wife. Wang Yong read the 4 words again: you win, she loses.. Rich man also has no way, neither beat Wang Yong, and lost the gold ingot. The

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