[笑料]2009 大学老师经典语录（[joke]2009 university teacher classics quotations）.docVIP

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[笑料]2009 大学老师经典语录（[joke]2009 university teacher classics quotations）.doc

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[笑料]2009 大学老师经典语录（[joke]2009 university teacher classics quotations） 1, todays mood is good, a name ~ ~ you sent out information, tell your classmates to class? When hes finished, Ill send him another one, saying that the teacher didnt bring a roster Results: 2, womanishly fussy male feminine, aunt of women 3, students should study more, there are books inside, there are delicious, there are villas, there are handsome boys, there are big beauty... 4, the 2 characteristics of the Chinese people: do not like to tell the truth, do not want to hear the truth. 5 what are you after graduation? May be: CEO, CFO, UFO,, and so on 6, I treat sleeping students, usually only use only one trick, that is, up to half of the time we quietly change the classroom, and so on those sleeping students wake up will find, eyes closed, one open, the teacher did not 7., you ignore me, dont you?.. Im not a lesson, is lonely.. 8, do not take their weaknesses, with other peoples advantages to do comparison, so you will be very low self-esteem, for example, do not follow the door of the old man than the pedal tricycle, you must be better than others, with them than math...... Of course, some students may not even be able to do math...... 9, later in my class sleep to your guide, that I opened a poor proof, but also to sign the dean. 10, Yanjiaos real estate developers are particularly smart, students can draw on. What happens when you find a hole in this field? Buy it, take the water in it, change the man-made lake, then build a few small buildings around it, surround the wall, and call a very pleasant name, called Oriental Hawaii. 11, why do Germans follow the order so much? If you ran a red light, when you buy a house down payment is always more expensive than others, others will give you 500 thousand loan loan 100 thousand, your children to school tuition is 8000 people, your children would have to pay 10000, who dare not to comply with the order? 12 students, if you think your IQ is too high