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二中老师经典语录（Middle school teacher classic quotations）

二中老师经典语录（Middle school teacher classic quotations） 2. Teacher Quotes Second teacher, the most classic quotations Li Tiejun quotes: 1 if you kill the termites in the belly of the flagellates, termites eating wood will not digest, would be bloating, stomach acid, stomach pain. The 2 ZM gene is different from the chicken, so Li Peng is different from the pig. (all laugh, the teacher innocently) really is not the same! 3 (talking about paper) you have something to talk about! 4 Li Tiejun: say roll paper, see 17 questions below, B (meditation), C, D are wrong. Choose A., see 18 questions below 5 there is a biology class: XY, XX, and why do people write YY? Whats that? Think it over. Someone says, pure man!! 6 do not eat candy, do not eat honey, do not eat chocolate. 7 trance, loss of appetite, limb fat, dull mind. 8, AIDS virus ah, I have not infected, ask your class teacher infected?. 9 Li Tiejun: I heard that the English class is going to be in the school recently. It seems that your physics teachers have begun to prepare it, but the biology can not speak Chinese well 10, during the SARS epidemic, in a biology class, teacher Li Tiejun said, looking around the air, the coronavirus was everywhere Liu Dongkui: A, B, which one do you choose? (he started laughing himself.) Classmate: A. Liu: A? (hes a defiant laugh.) Classmate B, BBBBB...... (classmate hurriedly changed) Liu: Hey, actually, these two answers are wrong. (good come, oneself laugh for a long time) He smiled, and we were hopeless...... Li Yongnian Quotes 1 on Monday morning, Li Yongnian asked two classes to change positions and shouted, hurry up and get through that class.! consolidate Second, just a Shenyang two in the big stone at the door Consolidation: it is said that this stone is spiritual, and feel refreshed, touch ten times. Touch one hundred, touch one thousand, touch ten thousand, you can go to the ideal university Li 1 good morning, everyone 2 recently, I found that the floor tiles of mens toilets on