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2013最新冷笑话精选（2013, the latest cold jokes selected） There are three kinds of people in the world: one is a man whose conscience is eaten by a dog, two is a man whose conscience is not eaten by dogs, and three is a man whose dogs are not eaten by Liang Xinlian. Love is a dream, and I sleep The son returned home gingerly, Dad, I got only 60 marks for todays exam.. Dad was angry. Dont call me dad next time.! The second day, the son returned: excuse me, brother.! Night, daughter impatient to call Mom: Mom!! Hes not back yet. There must be another woman! Mother quietly comfort: silly child, good, dont go to the bad think, perhaps it was a car accident.! The student in Arabia sent an e-mail to his father: Dad, Berlin is a good place.. The people here are very friendly. But I was a little embarrassed when I went to school. Everyone else goes to school by subway, so I drive a pure gold. Dad replied, son, heres 200 million dollars for you.. Dont give me any shame. Hurry up and buy a subway! A boy to his girlfriend said: I want to break up, I feel bored, there is no feeling.. The girlfriend told him something that left him speechless. Hundreds of millions of Chinese people have long been fed up with the country.. Long ago no feeling, why the national foot has not dissolved? 1 billion 300 million peoples troubles have not been able to dismiss a team of 11 people. Now you are bored by yourself and are going to disband two people?! While eating, a female colleague said with concern, I might be red.. Everyone was curious and asked, whats the matter? I just found one of my U plates lost, 8 Gs.... When I first entered school, the whole class introduced myself. A male classmate went up to the platform. My name is Wang Peng. Im from Beijing. I love playing chess.! He will go down, one is a girl, the shy girl walked up to the podium, to introduce yourself: I am very upset...... My name is Xia Qi........ A miss leading drunk and sleeping. When the phone rang, the girl said, sorry, the su