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英语话剧4（English drama 4） A farce on the bus 6 party sketch Props: steering wheel, several stools, satchel, cabbage bag Actor: child, driver (male three), conductor (female number two), female youth (female No.1), young man (male No. 1), passenger (male two), guest star Script: Chen Shubin, Liu Mei, class five, etc Type three act play Time: December 21, 2005 Scene 1: get on the bus Driver: turn the steering wheel to stop Conductor: all passengers, it is the stop, the first and then the good team, please pay attention to order! (Hunan dialect) Young lady: look, look, my luck has come. I cant stop it. Its my turn to get on the bus. Ha ha, theres a seat here. What a sight! Young man: Oh, well, comrade driver, please dont close the door. (the last one got on the bus in a hurry) Conductor: all passengers, fares! (carrying a bag and taking out a pile of notes). (Sichuan dialect) Young woman: how much money Macro mall? Conductor: one yuan Young woman: Hey, how did the price rise? Wasnt it 90 Fen originally? Conductor: that was three months ago. Its the Spring Festival. Its already gone up. Dont you know? Young woman: I havent got married, which know such evil things handed. (pulls out a dollar coin from his pocket and handed it to the conductor) Young man: Hello, miss. How much is it to Nangong housing estate? Conductor: what miss miss, comrades, please pay attention to points. You okay? If you said, people thought I was doing that? Huh! (said as angry like) a willful young man stared. Boy: sorry, I said it didnt mean that you dont get me wrong, my aunt...... Conductor: you can call the aunt is? A filthy mouth cannot utter decent language. Disgusting. Crap, take a piece of money to you, to the end point station on the line. (a little impatient) (Guangdong dialect) Boy: give thanks (Kazakhstan Xipixiaolian) Conductor: the times are different. Dont mess with me. Im busy! . The second act: inside the car Driver: there is a child on the road ahead. Ill take a turn. You can talk t