生活几个男女间的幽默小段子(Humor between men and women).doc

生活几个男女间的幽默小段子(Humor between men and women).doc

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生活几个男女间的幽默小段子(Humor between men and women)

生活几个男女间的幽默小段子(Humor between men and women) Hilarious, laughing men and women jokes 1, a few girls together to talk about what kind of husband will marry in the future. One of them said firmly, Im not going to be a soldier! the other girls puzzled and asked, why? Because he learned not only to wash and cook in the army, but more importantly, he learned to obey orders! 2, on the beach, two women are chatting. Whats wrong with you recently? Youve lost so much weight? Im so sorry. My husband was unfaithful to me and got a sweetheart.. Then you can divorce him soon.! Not now. I want to lose another five kilos.. 3, one day, a glamorous woman asked the angel, how can I ever be young and beautiful? You only need to count every day from the bridge downstream of the duck. Said the angel faintly. The woman thought it was very simple, so she went to count ducks every day, but she grew old slowly. She asked the angel in doubt, did you deceive me? I mean, if you have a childlike innocence, youll never feel old.. The angel smiled and explained. 4, a customer is shopping in a department store. He went up to a shop assistant and asked, Miss, I want to buy a birthday present for my brother.. But he has nothing missing. What should I buy for him? Do you have any good suggestions? The saleswoman suggested, how about giving him my phone number? 5 Dad: the guy who is after you is so thick skinned. He stayed at our house late last night. What did your mother say to you? Daughter: mom said, what happened to your father? ! 6 men and women date, men forget to shave, women arrive two hours late. The woman said, why do you pay so much attention to your appearance that you dont even shave your beard?! The men said, theyve just come out within two hours of waiting for you.! 7, a woman complained to her friend, I really dont know what to do.. My husband is always making a mess of his family. When he took the things he used up, he would never put them back where they were. I was tired after a long

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