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经典笑话评论（Classic joke review） 1 a man who takes off his clothes is an animal, and what is he putting on? Answer: is a beast in human clothing. Wrong！ Yes, professor. 2, Ming know you pocket only 5 yuan, but said you have 10 yuan is who? Answer: liar. Wrong！ Bureau of statistics. 3, someone now monthly salary of two thousand yuan, next month one thousand and seven hundred. Will the salary be reduced or increased? Answer: lower. Wrong！ Negative growth A bad mood at the cold joke, I feel bad when you see these jokes, very useful, but what if there is no big deal, dont feel bad, upset for a minute, you lose 60 seconds of happiness time. I hope youll be happy every day! 1. The small penguin asked his grandmother, grandma, grandma, Im not a penguin? Yes, of course you are penguins.. The little penguin asked his father again, Daddy, daddy, am I a penguin? Yes, you are a penguin. Whats wrong? but, how can I feel so cold? 2. A polar bear alone on the ice in a daze, it is boring, they began to pull their hair to play, a root...... Two...... Three roots...... At last there was none left, he shouted suddenly............ Cold ah!!.................. 3, there is a person like onion, walk and cry 4, a hot summer day, two bananas walking on the road The banana in front of you suddenly felt hot, he said. its so hot. Im going to take off my clothes. He put the skin to peel away. As a result, the banana falls behind 5, there is a hide and seek community, and their head hasnt been found yet What is the 6 and two fingers V? Yeah ~ ~ handshaken shake down, what is it? Is the leaves! Hahaha lmao 7. Stretch your four fingers, What is it? FOUR, Bend four fingers, What is it? WONDERFUL~! 8, millionaire openned lengthen of luxury Lincoln car through a village, saw two mendicant is pulling up the weeds to eat, the millionaire immediately stopped. Why do you eat grass? We really have no money... replied a beggar. Really, get on the bus and go to my house.. I have a wife and two children in my fam