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经典笑话集锦（Classic jokes collection） [classic jokes] Look at the video, in June, one day, a traffic police on duty on the sun, and a lot of people to support. I was watching, and suddenly an old man appeared on the screen carrying an electric fan. He stood for a while and might find that there were no sockets on the street, and he was walking away again... I think sitting behind me and looked at the boy holding the woman is very familiar. To keep up with her, I fawn, this little man and your husband really look alike.. The woman looked at me in a strange way: this is my neighbors child.. * In college, a teacher asks to fill out a very important form, and declares one for each person. There is no surplus and can not be altered. A buddy to fill, found that the national Chinese to fill the sex column, because said not to alter, thought, very NB in the Han followed by a son The leaders list: Barack Obama height: 1.87 m; 1.80 m; British Prime Minister Brown: German Chancellor Angela Merkel: Prime Minister Berlusconi of Italy: 1.65 meters; 1.65 meters; French President Sarkozy: 1.61; recently, sounds of nature column group, Xiao Ke, Chyi Chin, judge Sa Dingding Gao Xiaosong group a group called SA Ke Qi, Sarkozy high cry, your sister ah! Is a meal, the son suddenly asked when the leadership of the father: Dad, why be after subtraction? The teacher talked for a long time, but I still couldnt understand. Dad: its like a higher level document. It doesnt matter if you dont understand it. Just carry it out. * The girl waited in the tree for half an hour before her boyfriend came over and said, except for the alarm clock, the elevator failure and the traffic jam on the road, what else can you say about your late arrival? The boyfriend smiled and said, youre too early.. * Yesterday, a business trip through a city, the subway to find a university student to eat. When I was eating, I talked about my job. My classmate said he worked as a construction supervisor at a metro company. He s