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网上搜集的冷笑话（Cold jokes collected online） A blind date and MM, the teahouse from the understanding of both sides of work, education, family, hobbies, talking in trouble, began to get some cold jokes, then talk to the social and economic topics. Me: what do you think about the housing market? MM: (stunned, bowed, silent for a moment), or not too frequent, better...... One day a penitent came to the church. He said to the priest, father, I am wrong.. The priest said, as long as you confess, God will forgive you.. The penitent said, I stole a mans bicycle, and I am going to give it to you now.. The priest said, no!! Dont give it to me, give it back to the donor. The penitent said, [I have asked him, but he does not want to. The priest said, then you can take it.! When the priest got off work, he found his bicycle in the backyard missing!! A flower with the dog said...... Its time for the exam today...... Ill kick you...... Youre going to take a look at me...... Its time for the exam...... Jen kicked the dog...... The dog will answer....... Meow. A pair of MM nestled in my arms, I asked the full of silently conveyed tenderness: say, what are you thinking about? I teased her: I want to be like you.! Just listen to bang, she stopped mm gave me a slap in the face: dirty! Do you know the difference between the 2 floor and the jump from the 20 floor? From the 20 floor it is heard bang.. ah.. From the 2 floor to hear Bang... Ah..!!! Teacher: you finally came! Why didnt you come to class yesterday? Student: because... My mother fell down the stairs. Teacher: Oh! My mother was so So that is what it is., you dont have to. Student: No, its my dads injury. Teacher: why did your mother fall down the stairs? Will your father get hurt? Student: because... My father has a woman outside. Teacher: what? What does that have to do with your mom falling off the stairs? Student: because they fight... My mom fell down all right, my dad was hurt by my mother.. Teacher: Oh... So you didnt come to