爱情公寓经典语录——《孤独的根号3》.docVIP

《爱情公寓》经典语录——《孤独的根号3》 孤独的根号3 我害怕， 我会永远是那孤独的根号三。 三本身是一个多么美妙的数字， 我的这个三， 为何躲在那难看的根号下。 我多么希望自己是一个九， 因为九只需要一点点小小的运算， 便可摆脱这残酷的厄运。 我知道自己很难再看到我的太阳， 就像这无休无止的， 1.7321………… 我不愿我的人生如此可悲。 知道那一天， 我看到了， 另一个根号三。 如此美丽无暇， 翩翩舞动而来， 我们彼此相乘， 得到那梦寐以求的数字， 像整数一样圆满。 我们砸碎命运的枷锁， 轻轻舞动爱情的魔杖。 我们的平方根，已经解开。 我的爱，重获新生。 我无法保证能给你童话般的世界， 也无法保证自己能在一夜之间长大。 但是我保证， 你可以像公主一样永远生活在自由，幸福之中。 A three is all thats good and right Why must my three keep out of sight Beneath a vicious square-root sign? I wish instead I were a nine For nine could thwart this evil trick With just some quick arithmetic I know Ill never see the sun As one point seven three two one Such is my reality A sad irrationality When, hark, just what is this I see? Another square root of a three Has quietly come waltzing by Together now we multiply To form a number we prefer Rejoicing as an integer We break free from our mortal bonds And with a wave of magic wands Our square-root signs become unglued And love for me has been renewed 另一个版本： I fear that I will always be a lonely number like root three 我害怕自己会成为孤独的根号3 A three is all thats good and right 3代表了所有的美好和正义 Why must my three keep out of sight beneath a vicious aquare-root sign? 但为什么我的3要被困在万恶的根号底下？ I wish instead I were a nine 我更希望我是数字9 For nine could thwart this evil trick with just some quick arithmetic 因为9通过简单的算术就能摆脱根号的诡计 I know Ill never see the sun as 1.7321 我知道作为1.7321我将不得见天日 Such is my reality a sad irrationality 我原本既悲哀又不理智 When ,hark,just what is this I see? 而在此时 我无法相信我的双眼 Another square root of a three 另一个根号3 Has quietly come waltzing by 轻轻踏着华尔兹而来 Together now we multiply 相聚后我们相乘 To form a number we prefer 得出我们喜欢的一个数字 Rejoicing as an integer 像整数般高兴 We break free from our mortal bonds 我们将自己从牢狱中解脱 And with a wave of magic wands 随着魔杖的挥舞 Our square-root signs become unglued 我们的根号被掀开 And lov