六行人2-17TheOneWhereEddieWon#3927tGo.docVIP

六行人2-17The One Where Eddie Wont Go [Scene: Chandlers bedroom. Chandler is sleeping and Eddie is there watching him.] [Chandler wakes up] CHANDLER: Hey Eddie. Daahh!! Whatre you doin here? EDDIE: Nothin roomie, just watchin you sleep. CHANDLER: Why? EDDIE: Makes me feel um, peaceful, heh-heh, please. CHANDLER: I cant sleep now. EDDIE: You want me to sing? CHANDLER: No, look, thats it, its over, I want you out, I want you out of the apartment now. EDDIE: Woah, woah, woah, whatre, whatre you talkin about man. CHANDLER: Hannibal Lecter...better roommate than you. EDDIE: No. See now I dont think youre being fair. I mean one night you see me and you get scared, I mean, what about all the other nights when you dont see me, huh? What about last night when you went and got a drink of water and I was nice enough to hide behind the door, whats that about, huh? CHANDLER: I didnt realize that. EDDIE: Yeah. CHANDLER: GET OUT NOW!! EDDIE: Ok, you really want me out? CHANDLER: Yes please. EDDIE: Ok, then I want to hear you say it, I, I want to hear you say you want me out. CHANDLER: I want you out. EDDIE: No no no, I wanna hear it from your lips. CHANDLER: Where did you hear it from before? EDDIE: Oh, right, all right, you know what pallie I understand, consider me gone, you know what, Ill be out by the time you get home from work tomorrow. [Eddie leaves the room and Chandler mouths Thank you to himself] EDDIE: I heard that. OPENING TITLES [Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there, Joey enters wearing an old looking hat.] JOEY: Hey. MONICA: Hey. RACHEL: Hey. Whe-ell, look at you, finally got that time machine workin huh? JOEY: Seriously, you like it? This guy was sellin them on 8th avenue and I looked at em and I though, you know what I dont have? MONICA: A mirror? JOEY: Fine, make fun. I think its jaunty. MONICA: Wow, for a guy whos recently lost his job, youre in an awfully good mood. JOEY: Hey, Ill be alright. I mean its not like Im starting from sqare one. I was Dr. Dr