英语话剧 大话孔雀东南飞1.docVIP

焦仲卿Johnny(J for short) 刘兰芝Lunch(L for short) 焦母Johnny’s mother(JM for short) 刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short) 太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short) 强盗Burglars(A ,B and C) Prologue 序幕 (J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪) J: everybody says that I’m hen pecked, but in fact, I’m a strong tiger,(小声)but my wife is Wu Song. 译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。 (指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you! 译：我才不怕你呢！ (内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)You can’t hit me ,you can’t hit me (欢快地得意的说) I’m afraid of whom!（who pa/afraid who?） My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood. She is braver than me, smarter than me and even ---stronger than me .All this I don’t care. I only want her to be tender to me. But she is not! (but she doesn’t know my happy) Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!(这句可以面向观众很委屈的说) 译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！ (内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j) J:My god! Who can help me? ( guanyin sister help me!)(下) 译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？ ACT1 第一幕 (序幕结束时,JM作窃听状) JM(拄拐棍上，可以办成观音的样子恶搞下):I can help you ! (对门内)Lunch!Lunch! Where are you? L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I ’m here! what’s up ，mum? JM: I have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”. L: OK .My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up? JM : Since you married my son you have done so badly. You have been so rude, so brusque, so lazy, then you are so fat…… L: But…… JM: Never interrupt me! L: Never interrupt ----me! Since I married your son, that terrible Johnny, I have been working hard all day long ,cooking and washing. I have raised ten thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and you…… JM: But ,all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson! L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh, you want a grandson, don’t you?(开始解围裙)Go and ask your son.(Let yourself make!) I ’ m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)(看着锅铲说)This is mine！(夺了回来) ACT2 第二幕 (LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上) L: mum, I ’m back! LM: You are back? Why? What happened? L: I was kicked out by my most bea