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有关女人的经典幽默句子1 如果一个女人想要一件钻石头饰，她会解释那样会省下一顶帽子钱。 If a woman wanted a diamond tiara, she would explain that it was to save the expense of a bonnet. 创新句子：妻子对丈夫说：我就要这个钻戒算了，我想给你省一副手套钱。 2 我只知道一个女人不想要金子——她拿走了钻石。 I never knew but one woman who would not take gold --- and she took diamonds. 创新句子：我不喜欢钱，喜欢钻石。 朋友请客，让你点菜，你说：来份龙虾，我想给你省盘儿醋溜白菜的钱。 打车时这样劝自己：打车还能省下坐公共汽车的钱。 3 如果你是个女人，你就会知道女人一辈子最困难的五年是从29岁到30岁。 If you were a woman you’d know that the most difficult five years in a woman’s life are from twenty-nine to thirty. 注：女人调侃自己怕老：女人一辈子最困难的五年是从29岁到30岁。 4 女人只能保守一个秘密——她的年龄。 A woman can keep one secret --- the secret of her age. 创新句子：我不愿意告诉你我已经30了。 5 只要女人看起来能比她女儿还年轻10岁，她就非常满意了。 As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. 创新句子：谁希望比自己的女儿还年轻10岁？ 6 不允许杀死伤害过你的女人，但什么也禁止不了你去想她每一分钟都在变老。 You are not permitted to kill a woman who has injured you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. 创新句子：我允许你想我一天天变老。 7 “我想知道他是不是知道如何把女人锯成两半，”Larry(人名)沉思着说，“我的意思是，这样你就可以只要有功能，但不讲话的那一半了。” “I wonder if he knows how to saw a woman in half,” said Larry thoughtfully. “I mean, so that you can get the half that functions but doesn’t talk.” 注：丈夫嫌女人唠叨，女人回答：要不你找个魔术师把我锯成两半，你只要会做饭但不说话的那一半。 8 “你曾经在办公室工作过，是不是，Jill(人名)？”一次一个女权主义者热切地问我，“男人骚扰过你吗？” “骚扰过，”我回答，“但还远远不够。” “You worked in an office once didn’t you, Jill?” a feminist [男女平等主义者] once asked earnestly.[热切地] “Did men ever harass[骚扰] you?” “Yes,” I replied, “but not nearly enough.” 创新句子：你骚扰过女权主义者吗？ 9 没有什么比女人直接对着坛子喝酒更缺少女人味的了。 There is nothing less feminine than a woman drinking out of a jug. 创新句子：你喜欢直接对着酒瓶子喝酒的女孩儿吗？ 10 二十年的浪漫使一个女人看起来象一座废墟，二十年的婚姻使她象一座公共建筑之类的东西。 Twenty years of romance[浪漫] make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. 创新句子：那二十年的浪漫婚姻呢？ 11 女人的风流韵事就象乘于洪水的潮汐，流向……上帝知道是什么地方。 There is a tide in the affairs of women Which, taken at the flood, leads --- God knows where. 创新句子：人生象一条河，人生象一场