电影 布莱恩的一生 Monty Pythons Life of Brian 英文剧本.doc

? Monty Pythons Life of Brian ? ? ? ? Screenplay by Graham Chapman John Cleese Terry Gilliam Eric Idle Terry Jones Michael Palin ? Produced by John Goldstone ? Directed by Terry Jones ? ? ? ? Cast List: ? Graham Chapman Brian Called Brian Biggus Dickus 1st Wise Man Terry Jones The Mother of Brian The Virgin Mandy Colin Simon the Holy Man Saintly Passer-By Kenneth Colley Jesus the Christ Gwen Taylor Mrs. Big Nose Woman with Sick Donkey Young Girl Terence Bayler Gregory Revolutionaries and Masked Commandos Dennis ? ? ? ? FADE IN: ? ? Beneath a starry sky and angelic music ride THREE MEN (WISE MAN #1, WISE MAN #2, and WISE MAN #3) on camels. One particularly bright star comes to rest over the village of Bethlehem. The Men ride through this village in silence until they reach a lowly cow-shed, when they dismount, and enter carrying gifts. Inside sits an OLDISH WOMAN (MRS. COHEN) beside a manger containing a NEW-BORN CHILD (BRIAN). Neither notice such a rude intrusion. The men approach, still un-noticed until they are quite close to Mrs. Cohen where they stop. ? Wise Man #1: Gold covers face. ? Wise Man #2: White beard. ? Wise Man #3: Short black beard WISE MAN #1 Ahem. ? MRS. COHEN Waaah! ? Mrs. Cohen falls off her seat in surprise ? MRS. COHEN Who are you? ? WISE MAN #1 We are three wise men ? MRS. COHEN What? ? WISE MAN #2 We are three wise men ? MRS. COHEN Well what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at 2 oclock in the morning. That doesnt sound very wise to me. ? WISE MAN #3 We are astrologers. ? WISE MAN #1 We have come from the east. ? MRS. COHEN Is this some kind of joke? ? WISE MAN #1 We wish to praise the infant. ? WISE MAN #2 We must pay homage to him. ? MRS. COHEN Homage? Youre drunk. Its disgusting. Out. The lot, out. Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on, out. ? The three look quite confused at this reception, but back away all the same. ? WISE MAN #1 Nono, we must see him. ? MR