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旁白：Long ago,there lived a girl.Her mother had died and her father had married again. His new wife had two daughter .They are so bad as their mother ,The poor girl had to work day and night .She must sleep in the kitchen .She weared drity clothes ,All of them called her cinders for Cinderella.However ,we will show you a different play today.（灰姑娘昂首挺胸帅气十足地上场）旁白：She is so strong, and smart,especialling she is good at sport. Now ,she is running for the 100 meters race.（灰姑娘冲刺，旁边老师读秒表：11’ Now, she is playing baskeball（灰姑娘以一敌众，轻松灌篮） Now, she is practicing Chinese gongfu（灰姑娘打拳，对手倒） This is her-----Cinderella灰姑娘（怒，看旁白）：Do you finish?旁白（结巴）：OK，continue,,even she is perfect, she still can’t escape the poor life.Why?That is……继母（假装洗衣服）：How cold the water! I’m too old to do anything. My leg is so painful. (灰姑娘默，从继母手中拿过洗衣盆) （一姐将盆碗碰得乱响，灰姑娘默，从姐手中拿过盆碗）（一姐手持针线缝衣，刺手，尖叫--------灰姑娘默，从姐手中拿过衣服）（灰姑娘帮继母按摩肩膀）二姐（奔入场中，扬动手中传单）:Mom, Mom, look! There are some leaflets. I got them on the street.The King is having a party.The Prince will look for a wife.一姐（托腮）：I must be choosen.I am the most beautiful girl in the world.二姐（凭空跳舞）:No, not you. I have the charming shape .I am the Queeen. （两姐吵起来，继母从女儿手中拿过传单，亲吻）继母：Oh,baby. Stop, you two are most beautiful girls in our country. He will probably choose one of you .Come on, make up yourselves.We haven’t enough time(瞪灰姑娘)Cinderella,what are you doing ?Come here ,help your sisters!灰姑娘:OK, I will. But ,mom, can I go to the party tonight?I want to……（三人敛神）一姐：Oh, my God!I forgot Tim’s homework.He gave us a lot of homework. I can’t finish .What should I do ?二姐（那书，指，附和）：Oh, yes, yes.Look,execise1,execise 2,execise 3…..Oh,my God!Oh ,my party!My Prince!My happiness and the country’s future.灰姑娘（慌乱，安慰）：My sister, don’t cry! I always do the homework for you ,of course tonight（母女三人一同忙乱后）：Goodbye,our lovely girl!第二幕：（魔女骑着一把几乎掉光的扫把登场）（魔女撞到灰姑娘）灰姑娘（怒）：Who are you?魔女（得意）：I am the best witch, and the most beautiful witch.I can give you all things you wi