英语口语学习资料美剧台词 《friends》第一季第二十一集.doc

美剧台词 《friends》第一季第二十一集 121 The One With The Fake Monica [Scene: Monica and Rachels, everyone is looking at papers.] Joey: How could someone get a hold of your credit card number? Monica: I have no idea. But look how much they spent! Rachel: Monica, would you calm down? The credit card people said that you only have to pay for the stuff that you bought. Monica: I know. Its just such reckless spending. Ross: I think when someone steals your credit card, theyve kind of already thrown caution to the wind. Chandler: Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop. Monica: Thats me. Phoebe: Oh! The yuk! Ross, hes doing it again! (Points to a lamp which is shaking behind the sofa) Ross: Marcel, stop humping the lamp! Stop humping! Now Marcel, come back- (Marcel runs toward Rachels room) come here, Marcel- Rachel: Oh no, not in my room! Ill get him. Monica: Ross, youve got to do something about the humping. Ross: What? Its, its just a phase. Chandler: Well, thats what we said about Joey... Ross: Would you all relax? Its not that big a deal. Rachel: (Out of shot) Stop it! Marcel! Bad monkey! Ross: What? Rachel: Lets just say my Curious George doll is no longer curious. Opening Credits [Scene: Monica and Rachels, late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room.] Rachel: Oh, Monica. You are not still going over that thing. Monica: This womans living my life. Rachel: What? Monica: Shes living my life, and shes doing it better than me! Look at this, look. She buys tickets for plays that I wanna see. She, she buys clothes from stores that Im intimidated by the sales people. She spent three hundred dollars on art supplies. Rachel: Youre not an artist. Monica: Yeah, well I might be if I had the supplies! I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I dont. Rachel: Oh, Monica, cmon, you do cool things. Monica: Oh really? Okay, lets compare, shall we. Rachel: (Yawning) Oh, its so late for Shall we... Monica: Do I go horseback riding in the park? Do I